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You Can Lead With That
at 12/20/2024 06:28am
Sometimes They’re Human Beings
at 12/11/2024 06:28am
It Helps Keep Me Sober
at 12/03/2024 06:28am
It Wasn’t a Balm for My Wounds
at 11/28/2024 06:28am
This is a Great Scene
at 11/19/2024 06:28am
I Don’t Know What Happened to Us
at 11/14/2024 06:28am
I Went to Vancouver and Shot the Jellyfish In the Aquarium in Stanley Park
at 11/07/2024 06:29am
I Don’t Remember What Happened After That
at 11/01/2024 06:28am
The Hype is There Because it’s Real
at 10/24/2024 06:27am
Chants, Songs, Lines
at 10/18/2024 06:27am
I Hate Auditioning
at 10/11/2024 06:28am
Come On, That’s Ridiculous
at 10/03/2024 06:28am
I Love Writing
at 09/26/2024 06:28am
It’s Almost Like an Oxymoron
at 09/20/2024 06:28am
He Disappeared Into Silence
at 09/12/2024 06:28am
Where You End and Where the World Begins
at 09/05/2024 06:28am
You Respect Yourself More
at 08/29/2024 06:29am
That’s the American Story
at 08/22/2024 06:28am
A Blank Sheet of Paper
at 08/16/2024 06:27am
But I Wouldn’t Leave the Stage
at 08/08/2024 06:27am
I Used to Read to Relax
at 08/01/2024 06:28am
It's the Title of an Old English Folk Song
at 07/25/2024 06:28am
Now I Feel Panicked About Other Things
at 07/18/2024 06:28am
It Seems to Be a Lot Tamer Now
at 07/12/2024 06:28am
Maybe We’ve Just Realized That
at 07/04/2024 06:26am
Everything After is Pretty Lousy
at 06/28/2024 06:27am
It Was All a Big Tease
at 06/20/2024 06:27am
Which Is How It Always Is
at 06/13/2024 06:28am
We Can’t Touch That With a Thousand-Foot Pole
at 06/05/2024 06:28am
Or Do You Just Want to Make Money?
at 05/30/2024 06:28am
I’m Clocking In, I’m Clocking Out
at 05/23/2024 06:27am
Some People I Barely Knew
at 05/16/2024 06:28am
Depends On How Far Out You Wanna Go
at 05/09/2024 06:28am
I’m Not Even Hungry
at 05/03/2024 06:28am
It’s All Their Idea
at 04/25/2024 06:28am
From There, Opinion Diverges
at 04/18/2024 06:28am
There’s Nothing But Freedom in the Approach
at 04/11/2024 06:28am
I Still Have My Radio
at 04/02/2024 06:27am
Don’t Be Silly
at 03/29/2024 06:29am
Shout Out to L.A., Dude
at 03/19/2024 06:28am
Any Publicity Is Good Publicity
at 03/15/2024 06:28am
Is This Trinidad?
at 03/07/2024 06:26am
Oh, Yeah, Sold Out
at 03/01/2024 06:27am
I’ve Been Lucky
at 02/22/2024 06:26am
I Like to Preach
at 02/16/2024 06:27am
No Longer in the Preceding Tonality
at 02/06/2024 06:28am
It’s All Just Fertilizer for the Works
at 02/01/2024 06:28am
Here in America, We’re Still Flashy and Blunt
at 01/23/2024 06:28am
That Was So Unexpected
at 01/18/2024 06:28am
I’ll Make a Clamshell Box For It
at 01/12/2024 06:29am
I’m Very Blessed
at 01/02/2024 06:28am
No One Could Afford Color in Those Days
at 12/28/2023 06:28am
It’s So Cruel
at 12/22/2023 06:28am
Then Nothing Else Matters
at 12/15/2023 06:29am
That’s a Hard Thing to Do
at 12/08/2023 06:29am
Dancing and Sneaking Drinks
at 12/01/2023 06:29am
It Doesn’t Bother Me
at 11/24/2023 06:28am
Lord Have Mercy
at 11/14/2023 06:27am
Are You Hip or Square?
at 11/10/2023 06:28am
This Game Was Wide Open
at 11/02/2023 06:28am
That’s a Legal Thing
at 10/25/2023 06:28am
That’s Just Not Enough
at 10/20/2023 06:28am
I Get All These Telegrams
at 10/11/2023 06:28am
They’re Crazy Expensive
at 10/05/2023 05:58am
I Have Questions
at 09/28/2023 06:28am
Of Course, There Were Many
at 09/21/2023 06:28am
We Do Skype Calls
at 09/15/2023 06:27am
Everything’s Vetted
at 09/07/2023 06:28am
Just One Big Umbrella Term
at 09/01/2023 06:27am
Everyone’s Safe
at 08/24/2023 06:28am
You Said It, Not Me
at 08/14/2023 06:28am
You Will Come To Regret It
at 08/09/2023 06:28am
I Immediately Burst Into Tears
at 08/04/2023 06:26am
That Makes Me Feel Wonderful
at 07/28/2023 06:27am
You Weren’t There, But You Were
at 07/25/2023 06:27am
It Doesn’t Happen In Real Life
at 07/18/2023 06:28am
Like On TV
at 07/10/2023 06:28am
Then That Got Played Out
at 06/29/2023 06:27am
Oh, It’s Insane
at 06/22/2023 06:28am
People Remember
at 06/15/2023 06:27am
I Didn’t Know Enough To Be Scared
at 06/08/2023 06:27am
There’s Something For Your Little Tape Recorder
at 06/01/2023 06:28am
I Just Expose All of Them
at 05/25/2023 06:27am
You Don’t Understand Me Yet
at 05/18/2023 06:28am
I Edit Some of Them Mercilessly
at 05/11/2023 06:27am
Well, Of Course, Of Course It Does
at 05/03/2023 06:28am
It Comes From Within You
at 04/26/2023 06:28am
I’m Not Being Cynical
at 04/18/2023 06:28am
What Did You Hear?
at 04/13/2023 06:28am
I’m Everything, Man
at 04/06/2023 06:27am
That’s the Secret
at 03/29/2023 06:28am
Eat This And Follow Me
at 03/22/2023 06:28am
Low Key, Not Consciously
at 03/15/2023 06:28am
I’m Kind of a Boring Guy
at 03/08/2023 06:28am
Trigger Warnings Are Weird
at 02/28/2023 06:28am
When I’m Swimming With Dolphins
at 02/21/2023 06:29am
You Can Never Really Erase Yourself
at 02/16/2023 06:28am
You Know, Everybody Knew
at 02/09/2023 06:26am
Next Friday at 10
at 01/31/2023 06:28am
That’s the Opposite of Partying
at 01/26/2023 06:28am
And Nobody Knows What That Means
at 01/19/2023 06:26am
A Riot Broke Out at the Venue
at 01/11/2023 06:28am
You Need Ideas
at 01/03/2023 06:29am
It's a Miracle It's Even Happening
at 12/27/2022 06:27am
It’s the Future, We Don’t Know
at 12/20/2022 06:27am
I Waited All Day by the Phone
at 12/14/2022 06:28am
But, I Mean, I’m A Real American
at 12/06/2022 06:28am
Maybe Next Year
at 11/30/2022 06:28am
Without That Icing, the Cake Isn’t Perfect
at 11/22/2022 06:28am
I’ve Persuaded Myself
at 11/15/2022 06:29am
This Isn’t a Matter of Opinion
at 11/08/2022 06:28am
All of the Above
at 11/02/2022 06:28am
It’s Half Reality, Half Comedy
at 10/26/2022 06:28am
I’m Sort of Relentless
at 10/17/2022 06:28am
Questions
at 10/13/2022 06:28am
Sounds Decadent, Doesn’t It?
at 10/05/2022 06:28am
What Happens When You Don’t Listen?
at 09/27/2022 06:27am
I Am a Camera
at 09/22/2022 06:27am
I Want to Get A Cigar Now
at 09/15/2022 06:27am
Figuring Out Life
at 09/06/2022 06:28am
The Answer is I Don’t Know
at 09/01/2022 06:28am
You Won’t Get a Greyhound Now
at 08/23/2022 06:29am
We Can’t Lose Any Money
at 08/15/2022 06:28am
How Weird Can You Get and Still Make a Living?
at 08/10/2022 06:28am
Living the Dream, You Know?
at 08/03/2022 06:28am
That’s Probably the Scariest Thing I Write About
at 07/28/2022 06:28am
And Supposedly It’s Atlantis
at 07/21/2022 06:27am
It’s Just Really Perverted
at 07/12/2022 06:27am
You Don’t Connect in So Many Ways Anymore
at 07/07/2022 06:27am
I Think Everything Starts From Fear
at 06/29/2022 06:28am
That’s the Dope Part About Memes
at 06/21/2022 06:29am
That Became the Reality
at 06/14/2022 06:29am
It's All Rolled Up In Paperwork
at 06/08/2022 06:28am
The Language Fascinated Me, the Jargon, the Humor
at 06/02/2022 06:27am
And That’s Capitalist, Too
at 05/24/2022 06:28am
To Me, That's Magic
at 05/17/2022 06:27am
Everybody Thinks I’m Very Strange
at 05/10/2022 06:27am
That Cracked Me Up
at 05/03/2022 06:27am
But I Wouldn't Know How to Look
at 04/25/2022 06:27am
You See, Nothing Is Guaranteed
at 04/18/2022 06:27am
But It's There
at 04/11/2022 06:27am
That’s a Mistake
at 04/04/2022 06:27am
You Know, This Is Very Colonial
at 03/29/2022 06:27am
But Doesn’t Everybody?
at 03/21/2022 06:28am
I’ll Endorse Other Surfers
at 03/14/2022 06:27am
That Was Obviously the Plan
at 03/08/2022 06:28am
It Doesn’t Have to Be True
at 03/01/2022 06:28am
Far Out
at 02/21/2022 06:28am
Everything Else is Just Making a Living
at 02/15/2022 06:27am
I’m Interested in the Future of Touch
at 02/08/2022 06:27am
That’s How People Are
at 02/01/2022 06:27am
Oh, Christ No
at 01/25/2022 06:28am
But Life Just Isn't Like That
at 01/19/2022 06:28am
You Know the Answer to This Question
at 01/12/2022 06:28am
Scripture Has Always Intimidated Me
at 01/04/2022 06:29am
Things Looming Over You
at 12/27/2021 06:28am
It's This Real Distrust of the Present Moment
at 12/20/2021 06:27am
Everything Is Very Personal, For Sure
at 12/14/2021 06:28am
Ten More Obnoxious Facebook Friends
at 06/17/2021 06:28am
The Cautious Invisible Smiles of Victory
at 11/09/2020 06:28am
Be a Helper
at 02/11/2020 06:29am
You’ll Check In, But You Can’t Check Out
at 01/07/2020 06:29am
A Pile of Torn Papers
at 11/07/2019 06:27am
My Time is Not Yours to Return, Presumptuous Meeting Facilitator
at 04/02/2019 06:29am
A Game of You
at 12/31/2018 06:27am
A Dog is a Dog
at 12/11/2018 06:28am
The First White Skinhead I Ever Met
at 11/28/2018 06:28am
How to Capture a Morning Blood Pressure
at 10/11/2018 06:29am
Which Kind of Residential Automotive Loiterer Are You?
at 10/09/2018 06:27am
Not Getting Away With It
at 09/29/2018 10:48am
Beyond the Point of No Return
at 09/24/2018 06:27am
Future Shock
at 08/15/2018 06:27am
When You Feel Sad, You Can't Pout
at 08/07/2018 06:29am
Three BBQ-Season Burners
at 06/28/2018 06:29am
Old Friends, New Friends
at 06/26/2018 06:29am
Say What You're Saying
at 06/13/2018 06:27am
What’s Good?
at 06/11/2018 06:27am
We Are the Ligers, We Need Separate Wombs
at 05/28/2018 06:28am
Three Specific States of Being
at 05/22/2018 06:28am
The Ghosts in #21
at 05/17/2018 06:29am
Three Mood-Shaking Wisecracks
at 05/14/2018 06:27am
Three Pre-Summer Testosterone Bombs
at 04/16/2018 06:27am
This Be The Verse
at 04/10/2018 06:27am
Azalia Snail’s Beaded-Curtain Daydreams
at 04/04/2018 06:27am
Bent Stems and Status Updates
at 03/27/2018 06:29am
He Could Be Anybody
at 03/03/2018 09:49am
We Are Reduced, We Are Observers
at 03/02/2018 07:02am
It Does Make Us Nervous
at 02/24/2018 07:00am
In Memory of My Grandmother
at 02/14/2018 07:02am
Just Google It When You Go Home
at 02/10/2018 07:01am
There Is No Significance
at 02/03/2018 07:00am
Killing in the Name Of
at 01/30/2018 10:22am
I Love Instagram
at 01/27/2018 07:00am
What Am I Supposed to Be Doing?
at 01/20/2018 07:00am
It Doesn’t Really Matter
at 01/13/2018 07:00am
What’s in the Box?
at 01/11/2018 07:00am
In Your Eyes
at 01/08/2018 08:13am
You Know How They Do
at 01/06/2018 07:00am
There’s No Clear Demarcation
at 12/30/2017 08:38am
I Was Just So Happy
at 12/16/2017 06:59am
Now I’m Painting With A Mop
at 12/09/2017 07:00am
Nighttime, A Scourge
at 12/08/2017 10:50am
Wanna Go For a Ride?
at 11/28/2017 09:31am
We Couldn't Find Anything Though
at 11/25/2017 07:00am
Please Come to New York, Before You Commit
at 11/21/2017 07:00am
Iambic Pentameter, Whatever
at 11/18/2017 07:00am
You Have To Be Vulnerable There
at 11/11/2017 06:59am
A Murmur, and Then a Roar
at 11/09/2017 07:02am
That’s the Ideal Scenario
at 11/04/2017 07:00am
The Future Was Limitless
at 11/02/2017 10:15am
I Have New Fears Now
at 10/28/2017 07:00am
Because It Exaggerates
at 10/21/2017 07:00am
Make Me Stay Sharp, and Keen
at 10/18/2017 07:01am
Memory Is Ephemeral
at 10/14/2017 07:00am
Sometimes It Snows in June
at 10/12/2017 09:35am
Some Commercial Work
at 10/07/2017 07:00am
That's a Political Opinion
at 09/30/2017 11:29am
I Have a Friend Who Did This
at 09/23/2017 09:36am
Gena’s Parade
at 09/21/2017 08:04am
That’s Nice Work, If You Can Get It
at 09/16/2017 10:49am
Back to Ghouls
at 09/05/2017 07:01am
The Outer World Takes Over
at 09/02/2017 07:00am
She's So Much Fun
at 08/26/2017 07:00am
We Were Always Horribly Ambiguous
at 08/19/2017 07:00am
God Help Us All
at 08/18/2017 08:08am
Ask a Collection of Inspirational Og Mandino Quotes
at 08/17/2017 08:04am
Remixing the Dark Tower Series
at 08/15/2017 07:00am
I Was a Small Sofa
at 08/12/2017 07:00am
Three Sweat-Slicked Selfies
at 08/08/2017 08:01am
But I Still Haven’t Found One
at 08/05/2017 07:02am
I Was Laughing as it Happened
at 07/22/2017 07:01am
The Casual Horror of “Hotel California”
at 07/17/2017 07:01am
You Grab It and You Kill It
at 07/15/2017 07:00am
Breaking the Law
at 07/10/2017 07:00am
That's Freedom
at 07/08/2017 07:00am
It's a Lie, But It's Direct
at 07/01/2017 07:00am
Get Up, Go Over, Turn This Tape Off
at 06/29/2017 07:02am
Three Early Summer Sunshowers
at 06/27/2017 07:00am
I Had to Get Out
at 06/24/2017 07:00am
Numbness Is a Feeling, Too
at 06/22/2017 10:33am
Don’t Lay Down and Die
at 06/20/2017 07:00am
I’ve Always Been Narrative
at 06/17/2017 07:00am
A Lot of It Is Marketing
at 06/10/2017 07:00am
Except When I’m Feeling Grand
at 06/03/2017 02:08pm
Everything Worked
at 05/27/2017 07:00am
Anywhere at All
at 05/20/2017 07:00am
Quadruple Purple
at 05/19/2017 08:24am
You Mine For Clues
at 05/13/2017 07:01am
That’s Called Entitlement
at 05/06/2017 07:00am
Dungeons and Dragons
at 05/02/2017 07:00am
There's Just No Money in It
at 04/29/2017 07:02am
Harsh '70s Surrealism
at 04/28/2017 09:32am
End of Story
at 04/22/2017 07:00am
A Handful of Dust
at 04/21/2017 08:36am
Julian Gives Great Head, and Is Dead
at 04/19/2017 07:00am
Three Quintessentially American Traditions That Are Bullshit
at 04/18/2017 07:02am
Notes on a Local Manslaughter
at 04/17/2017 09:54am
Especially in Public
at 04/15/2017 07:00am
Wiping Out
at 04/14/2017 08:52am
Just Some Trims
at 04/08/2017 07:00am
Take a Picture, a Picture, a Picture
at 04/07/2017 09:19am
Take It Slow, But Don’t Warn Me
at 04/04/2017 07:00am
Why Not?
at 04/01/2017 09:10am
Purloined Silver and Throwing Stars
at 03/31/2017 07:14am
Let's Just Say I Was Testing the Bounds of Reality
at 03/25/2017 07:00am
I Would Resist Defining It
at 03/11/2017 07:00am
Run, Rabbit, Run
at 03/06/2017 09:37am
We Could Go Back to That
at 03/04/2017 07:00am
Rent, Bent, Spent
at 03/02/2017 07:00am
My Once and Former Towson
at 02/27/2017 08:38am
You’d Have to Ask Our Audience
at 02/25/2017 07:02am
Sunspotting
at 02/24/2017 09:48am
I Just Wait
at 02/18/2017 12:03pm
Breaking, Gently
at 02/16/2017 07:08am
A Psychosomatic Sister, Runnin’ Around Without a Leash
at 02/14/2017 09:19am
Little Plastic Ice Cream Cups
at 02/11/2017 07:00am
Not So Simple Machines
at 02/10/2017 10:08am
Every Story Ends There
at 02/04/2017 08:02am
Turning 40 Was No Big Deal
at 02/02/2017 08:03am
A Subvertized Salute
at 02/01/2017 08:00am
I Will Lick Envelopes
at 01/28/2017 08:00am
Freaking Out
at 01/26/2017 10:18am
Years of Learning from My Mistakes
at 01/24/2017 09:54am
Watching the Scooby Show
at 01/24/2017 09:45am
That's Easy
at 01/21/2017 08:00am
Crappin’ You Megawatt
at 01/19/2017 09:58am
Remembering the Obama Presidency
at 01/17/2017 09:50am
You Gotta Be Hungry
at 01/14/2017 08:00am
Calling Audibles
at 01/12/2017 08:11am
Solitude, Slanting
at 01/10/2017 09:52am
Water, Water, Everywhere
at 01/09/2017 08:05am
You Don’t Know Where They Are
at 01/07/2017 08:00am
Beyond the Beyonders
at 01/06/2017 08:00am
Out of Shadows, Into Shadows
at 01/03/2017 08:00am
It Was a Fantasy
at 12/31/2016 08:00am
The Longest Glide
at 12/29/2016 10:02am
The Question Is Too Vast
at 12/24/2016 08:00am
On and Off and On
at 12/22/2016 09:54am
Are You Ready For Christmas?
at 12/20/2016 10:12am
Thrum Pa Pum Pum
at 12/17/2016 11:10am
I’m Uninterested
at 12/17/2016 11:06am
It’s All a Flight of Stairs
at 12/10/2016 05:55am
Do You Wanna Stay, and Play, in L.A.?
at 12/06/2016 10:13am
I Go Back and Forth
at 12/03/2016 08:00am
Right Down Through the Scalp
at 12/01/2016 09:35am
Less Talk, More Rock
at 11/30/2016 10:42am
Where Did They Get Those Jackets?
at 11/26/2016 08:00am
Fluorescent Echoes
at 11/24/2016 10:09am
Serialized Assassination By Committee
at 11/23/2016 09:26am
Joshua Slusher, Two Ways
at 11/21/2016 08:05am
You Can’t Just Be in Your Head
at 11/19/2016 08:05am
Making Friends and Influencing People
at 11/17/2016 01:30pm
Let’s Be Careful Out There
at 11/17/2016 10:12am
New York Is So Crazy
at 11/12/2016 11:33am
One Tardis Revolving
at 11/10/2016 09:34am
You Would Not Live
at 11/05/2016 08:00am
Across the Universe
at 11/03/2016 09:45am
It Could Be Interpreted Either Way
at 10/29/2016 11:01am
So You’re About to Be Publicly Shamed
at 10/28/2016 11:52am
Invisible Touch
at 10/27/2016 08:00am
Boys and Girls of America, Remixed
at 10/25/2016 09:34am
I'm So Flip
at 10/22/2016 08:10am
Zoned Out
at 10/21/2016 10:38am
Let’s Get Ready to Rumble
at 10/20/2016 10:05am
Are You Ready for the Day After Election Day?
at 10/19/2016 09:53am
Church in These Pleats
at 10/18/2016 08:10am
The State Gets Involved Anyway
at 10/15/2016 08:00am
Into an Energy
at 10/13/2016 10:52am
At the Edge of the End of the Line
at 10/11/2016 10:15am
It’s the End of the World as We Know It?
at 10/10/2016 10:22am
Three Party Starters
at 10/08/2016 08:30am
I Try Not to Compartmentalize It
at 10/08/2016 08:00am
A Most Fulsome Dilation
at 10/07/2016 10:07am
Blasted Earth, All Immersed
at 10/06/2016 08:10am
It’s a Nice Way to Meet People
at 10/01/2016 08:00am
What If?
at 09/29/2016 09:22am
Keening, Keening
at 09/29/2016 08:00am
Stand and Deliver
at 09/27/2016 09:49am
Psychically Woke
at 09/26/2016 09:27am
My Theory Is the Same
at 09/24/2016 08:00am
This Election Isn't Fun
at 09/22/2016 11:25am
Against Sentience
at 09/22/2016 10:56am
Corey Feldman, in Day Time
at 09/20/2016 11:08am
Nobody Would Buy Those Interiors
at 09/17/2016 07:00am
No Breathing at the Other End
at 09/15/2016 09:54am
Three Truths Absolutely No One Holds to be Self-Evident
at 09/13/2016 10:55am
I’m Not From Everywhere
at 09/10/2016 07:00am
Flan in the Face, Flan in the Face
at 09/08/2016 11:32am
Ask an Anonymous Billionaire
at 09/08/2016 06:28am
Because Life Is Like That
at 09/03/2016 07:20am
Dead, Dead Stars
at 09/01/2016 10:17am
Please Stop Tagging Me, Facebook Friends
at 08/31/2016 08:00am
He Was in Therapy
at 08/27/2016 08:00am
Down in a Hole, Feeling So Small
at 08/24/2016 10:18am
We Want the “D”
at 08/23/2016 09:45am
Crossing the Line
at 08/20/2016 12:27pm
Nothing Seems to Be Jiving
at 08/20/2016 08:00am
March of the Ants
at 08/18/2016 10:30am
The Full Chameleon
at 08/16/2016 08:00am
I Never Saw the Script
at 08/13/2016 08:00am
Three Examples of American Exceptionalism
at 08/12/2016 10:38am
Total Centrifuge
at 08/10/2016 10:36am
The Spin Cycle
at 08/09/2016 09:40am
I’m Into Drones Now
at 08/06/2016 07:00am
A Cool Drink of Watercolor
at 08/02/2016 10:14am
Nobody Else
at 07/30/2016 08:00am
Phasing In and Out
at 07/27/2016 10:20am
I Was High for a Week
at 07/23/2016 07:30am
Snow Blind
at 07/20/2016 10:41am
Bureaucracies Destroy Them
at 07/16/2016 11:55am
A Pestilence Fell O’er the Land
at 07/14/2016 09:55am
You Covered All the Bases
at 07/09/2016 07:00am
Cold Fusion
at 07/07/2016 10:17am
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at 07/06/2016 10:39am
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at 07/05/2016 10:34am
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at 07/02/2016 07:05am
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at 06/30/2016 10:15am
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at 06/25/2016 07:00am
Three Waves of Heat Stroke
at 06/24/2016 09:53am
Speech Without Speech
at 06/22/2016 09:53am
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at 06/21/2016 09:47am
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at 06/20/2016 09:37am
Dashed Mirrors
at 06/16/2016 08:18am
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at 06/11/2016 10:45am
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at 06/09/2016 10:46am
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at 06/04/2016 08:10am
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at 06/02/2016 10:04am
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at 05/28/2016 08:00am
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at 05/26/2016 09:47am
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at 05/24/2016 10:31am
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at 05/21/2016 09:00am
Into the Woods
at 05/19/2016 10:20am
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at 05/16/2016 10:11am
No, Not Really
at 05/14/2016 09:40am
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at 05/12/2016 09:42am
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at 05/07/2016 09:00am
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at 05/06/2016 10:56am
Blue Waves
at 05/05/2016 10:17am
No, Not at All
at 04/30/2016 11:04am
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at 04/28/2016 10:09am
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at 04/26/2016 10:09am
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at 04/26/2016 09:48am
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at 04/23/2016 01:09pm
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at 04/21/2016 09:46am
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at 04/19/2016 09:17am
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at 04/16/2016 04:36pm
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at 04/14/2016 09:35am
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at 04/12/2016 10:15am
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at 04/09/2016 09:05am
A Night Cap
at 04/07/2016 09:52am
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Rolling Stone
at 04/06/2016 10:11am
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at 04/05/2016 09:00am
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at 04/02/2016 10:15am
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at 04/01/2016 09:12am
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at 03/30/2016 09:51am
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at 03/29/2016 10:03am
Essentially Zero
at 03/26/2016 10:19am
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at 03/24/2016 09:38am
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at 03/23/2016 09:28am
We Have to Eat When We Can Each Day
at 03/19/2016 10:49am
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at 03/17/2016 09:31am
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at 03/15/2016 09:58am
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at 03/12/2016 03:34pm
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at 03/09/2016 09:23am
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at 03/05/2016 11:22am
Into the Jungle
at 03/04/2016 09:43am
Tomorrow Is the Question
at 03/03/2016 08:56am
Nobody Knows Who He Is
at 02/27/2016 12:46pm
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at 02/26/2016 11:02am
The Grayest Lady
at 02/25/2016 10:11am
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at 02/23/2016 10:57am
You Can Ask for More
at 02/20/2016 01:18pm
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at 02/18/2016 09:41am
Boots Against Fascism
at 02/17/2016 10:10am
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at 02/13/2016 06:54am
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at 02/11/2016 08:19am
Are You in Brooklyn?
at 02/06/2016 11:29am
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at 02/03/2016 10:49am
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at 02/02/2016 10:04am
Oh My Goodness Gracious
at 01/30/2016 09:40am
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at 01/29/2016 10:08am
A Heaving Tumult
at 01/26/2016 08:39am
Are You Fucking Kidding?
at 01/23/2016 11:25am
A Campaign of Strategic Carpet Bombing
at 01/19/2016 10:09am
Good Luck, I Guess
at 01/16/2016 11:29am
The Metamorphosis of a Local
at 01/15/2016 10:03am
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at 01/12/2016 10:19am
I Like a Little Bit of Oblivion
at 01/09/2016 11:10am
An Abrupt Adieu
at 01/07/2016 09:57am
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at 01/05/2016 10:15am
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at 01/04/2016 10:27am
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at 01/01/2016 07:11am
A Requiem for Maryland’s Owings Mills Mall
at 12/21/2015 09:48am
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at 12/19/2015 11:25am
No, I Don't Think So
at 12/12/2015 11:50am
Don't Mock Scott Weiland's Legacy
at 12/07/2015 09:49am
Oh, Look at That
at 12/05/2015 11:49am
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at 12/03/2015 10:26am
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at 11/28/2015 12:03pm
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at 11/26/2015 11:12am
I Have to Eat
at 11/21/2015 10:14am
Tone Is Everything
at 11/20/2015 09:48am
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at 11/18/2015 08:59am
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at 11/16/2015 10:32am
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at 11/13/2015 08:47am
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at 11/12/2015 09:58am
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at 11/10/2015 08:39am
You're Such a Fucking Drag Queen
at 11/07/2015 09:36am
Three Rattling Hums
at 11/06/2015 09:53am
Are You Ready For Veterans Day?
at 11/05/2015 10:07am
The Best of the Bret Easton Ellis Podcast
at 10/30/2015 09:39am
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at 10/28/2015 10:13am
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at 10/23/2015 10:10am
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at 10/19/2015 10:23am
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at 10/16/2015 09:21am
Everything’s an Argument
at 10/13/2015 12:54pm
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at 10/10/2015 09:53am
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at 10/08/2015 09:45am
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at 10/06/2015 09:58am
The Sunday Blues
at 10/05/2015 09:30am
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at 10/01/2015 08:22am
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at 09/30/2015 10:02am
Patience Is Everything
at 09/26/2015 11:34am
Three Indescribable Feelings
at 09/25/2015 09:39am
We Have to Believe It
at 09/19/2015 11:58am
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at 09/17/2015 09:33am
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at 09/16/2015 10:14am
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at 09/15/2015 10:12am
You Can’t Develop Content Through Style
at 09/12/2015 09:18am
On Still Pond
at 09/11/2015 09:54am
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at 09/08/2015 09:52am
Thank Goodness for People Like You
at 09/03/2015 10:54am
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at 08/26/2015 09:50am
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at 08/25/2015 10:23am
A Visceral Punk Storm
at 08/24/2015 08:09am
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at 08/22/2015 12:04pm
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at 08/20/2015 10:18am
Three Fiending Feedback Loops
at 08/19/2015 10:50am
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at 08/17/2015 10:18am
Children Do Report What They See
at 08/14/2015 09:13am
A Record Is Never Just a Record
at 08/12/2015 09:50am
Like a Parallel World, Not a Bridge
at 08/07/2015 10:57am
Three Dog-Day Ceiling Fans
at 08/06/2015 10:20am
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at 07/18/2015 11:19am
Three Mid-Summer Beasts
at 07/16/2015 10:00am
Four Rooms
Is as Bad as You’ve Heard
at 07/14/2015 09:33am
You’ll Never See Him
at 07/10/2015 01:07pm
The Wide-Eyed Look of Youth
at 07/09/2015 10:40am
Three Finger-Painted Anointments
at 07/08/2015 10:08am
“Wherever Shall I Sit?”
at 07/06/2015 10:11am
Are You Ready for July 4th Weekend?
at 07/02/2015 10:21am
The Break-Up and the Damage Done
at 07/01/2015 09:25am
It Shouldn't Be Boring
at 06/30/2015 10:13am
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at 06/29/2015 09:42am
Down With the Flag
at 06/25/2015 09:14am
A Dip at the Community Pool
at 06/24/2015 09:36am
What Are People Saying?
at 06/23/2015 09:36am
Who’s Who on the Buffalo Valley Rail Trail?
at 06/19/2015 10:51am
Three Steaming Dip Cones
at 06/17/2015 10:51am
Mouthing Off
at 06/15/2015 08:39am
A Few Words About Online Free Speech
at 06/11/2015 09:59am
I Think the Answer Is in the Question
at 06/08/2015 07:53am
Three Morsels of Disposable Culture
at 06/04/2015 09:06am
I’d Like to Know That You’re There
at 05/27/2015 09:47am
Three Initialed Graduation Invitations
at 05/25/2015 09:59am
I Am Done Yelling
at 05/20/2015 10:06am
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at 05/19/2015 10:26am
There’s No Place Like Home
at 05/18/2015 10:22am
Three Rites of Mid-Spring
at 05/15/2015 09:18am
But How Would the Reader Know?
at 05/14/2015 09:51am
Liam Neeson Exhausts His Particular Set of Skills
at 05/06/2015 09:47am
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at 05/05/2015 10:23am
That’s My Motive Now
at 04/29/2015 08:15am
Stop Using the Word "Thugs"
at 04/28/2015 08:17pm
Baltimore: Under Siege
at 04/27/2015 08:17pm
It’s Not the End of the World, Until It Is
at 04/24/2015 09:27am
Then We Made It Hot Pink
at 04/22/2015 09:01am
Three April Flowers
at 04/21/2015 09:43am
Everybody’s a Joke and No One’s in on It
at 04/20/2015 09:50am
The Last Days Are Here Again
at 04/17/2015 09:35am
We All Nodded
at 04/14/2015 09:19am
I Want to See the Packaging
at 04/08/2015 06:45am
Three Easter Blessings
at 04/07/2015 08:56am
Gliding the Friendly Skies
at 04/02/2015 08:51am
You Just Can’t Look Away From That
at 03/31/2015 08:52am
Three Fully-Realized Sonic Worlds
at 03/25/2015 10:13am
Just Vanished
at 03/24/2015 10:49am
Burnishing the Brand
at 03/18/2015 08:41am
A Player's Lament
at 03/16/2015 10:32am
Anybody Can Do That
at 03/13/2015 09:39am
Con, Con, Con
at 03/12/2015 09:34am
The Author as a Young Douchebag
at 03/10/2015 10:00am
Three Oiled Drop Cloths
at 03/06/2015 10:23am
I Didn't Have Any Walls
at 03/05/2015 10:03am
What Does This Map Have to Tell You About the Country Where You Live?
at 03/02/2015 10:07am
That's Just Life
at 02/26/2015 09:57am
Duffers in Iceland
at 02/24/2015 09:50am
Three Snow-Day Binge Listens
at 02/23/2015 09:45am
Balance Is the Goal
at 02/18/2015 09:59am
Three Wind-Chill Forecasts
at 02/17/2015 09:44am
The Spastic Savagery of “On Point”
at 02/12/2015 09:54am
Three Withered Valentine's Day Bouquets
at 02/11/2015 10:43am
You Find Vernacular
at 02/10/2015 09:50am
They Can Be Gentrified
at 02/06/2015 09:47am
Three Frost-Caked Mittens
at 02/02/2015 09:48am
You Got to Draw a Line Somewhere
at 01/27/2015 09:50am
Stuck in the Middle of Nowhere
at 01/22/2015 09:50am
Three Scouring Hailstorms
at 01/21/2015 09:29am
It's Going to Get Boring
at 01/20/2015 10:05am
Panda Bear’s Pro-YOLO Crunk Pop
at 01/16/2015 10:46am
Nobody Was Vibrating
at 01/14/2015 12:34pm
Three Flaming Helicopters
at 01/13/2015 09:39am
How the Sausage Is Made
at 01/12/2015 09:49am
You Want to Be Reborn
at 01/10/2015 12:06pm
What the “Only One” Imbroglio Really Means
at 01/08/2015 10:08am
Three Party-Cratering Memes
at 01/07/2015 09:34am
Azealia Banks Rolls a DeLorean, Perfects Her “Round the World” Snap
at 01/06/2015 09:53am
Please, Pretty Please, No More “Bae” in 2015
at 01/02/2015 09:54am
If It Tastes Good, Spit It Out
at 12/31/2014 10:59am
I Won’t Be Watching Your Facebook “Year in Review”
at 12/30/2014 10:29am
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at 12/24/2014 09:39am
A Few Too Many Hits of Christmas Cheer, Pt. 2
at 12/23/2014 09:51am
Is That Important?
at 12/18/2014 10:08am
Love, Laughter, Lists
at 12/17/2014 09:58am
A Few Too Many Hits of Christmas Cheer
at 12/12/2014 10:03am
I Don’t Want to Answer Any Questions
at 12/11/2014 09:40am
Pierce Brosnan Will Cut You If He Has To
at 12/09/2014 09:36am
#BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter are Not Mutually Exclusive
at 12/08/2014 10:28am
You Can’t Blame the Advertising
at 12/03/2014 09:40am
Coca-Cola is Just Fucking With Us Now
at 12/01/2014 09:59am
Why We Should Be Thankful
at 11/27/2014 07:52am
Beyond the Cosmos (and Back Again)
at 11/25/2014 09:35am
Excerpts to Exclude From Your Non-Posthumous Memoir
at 11/24/2014 09:35am
If You Don't Think That You're Black, Then Don’t Worry About It
at 11/23/2014 10:25am
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at 11/20/2014 09:52am
Ask Them for a Warrant
at 11/18/2014 09:20am
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at 11/17/2014 10:02am
Three Mostly Instrumental Late Fall Tangents
at 11/06/2014 09:09am
That's a Weird Story
at 11/05/2014 10:33am
There Are Horses, There's Greenery
at 10/29/2014 09:19am
Three Fourth-Quarter Explosions
at 10/28/2014 09:41am
Don’t Mess with Thomas Hardy’s Pit Bull
at 10/27/2014 09:37am
Three Wind-Up Pitches
at 10/23/2014 09:01am
Fame Is So Wonderful
at 10/21/2014 08:08am
Ask An Extravagantly Mustached Media-Meme Footnote
at 10/17/2014 09:42am
I Almost Threw Up
at 10/16/2014 10:10am
Nine Possibly Impossible Oblique Strategies
at 10/15/2014 09:02am
They're Killing People
at 10/09/2014 09:16am
Wherever You Go, There You Are
at 10/08/2014 09:06am
Home Is Where the Havoc Is
at 10/03/2014 10:18am
You Can't Glorify That
at 10/01/2014 09:15am
Blame Fred Durst for Most Youth Selfie Culture Fails
at 09/19/2014 02:46pm
Congratulations for Everything
at 09/15/2014 10:08am
Stop Pretending Like We Don’t Record All of Our Phone Conversations
at 08/26/2014 09:30am
Three Wildly Dissimilar Statements of Intent
at 08/21/2014 10:21am
You Just Do It
at 08/19/2014 09:55am
In Cyberspace, No One Can Feel Your Finger
at 08/15/2014 09:57am
James Cameron Kills Jacques Cousteau With His Big Dick
at 08/12/2014 09:25am
You Can Bet I’m Bettin’ Against You Again
at 08/08/2014 01:41pm
How Luc Besson and Scarlett Johansson Trolled Humanity
at 08/06/2014 09:58am
Nothing's Gonna Change
at 08/05/2014 09:42am
Bluffs, Canyons, and Switchbacks
at 08/04/2014 09:59am
Ninety Minutes in Heaven
at 07/31/2014 10:40am
Wait, You Don’t Have A Tattoo?
at 07/29/2014 10:06am
Three Men and a Door Knob
at 07/25/2014 09:58am
Three Under-Radar Limbos
at 07/23/2014 09:49am
Nothing Ever Happened
at 07/18/2014 10:02am
They’ll Boo and Hiss
at 07/17/2014 09:35am
Barack Obama, Next-Level Media Troller
at 07/16/2014 09:28am
Tears of a Clown
at 07/14/2014 07:03am
Open Letter to a Convenience Store Clerk
at 07/11/2014 07:06am
It’s Not for Pussies
at 07/09/2014 07:21am
Re-Trolling the Trolls
at 07/07/2014 07:05am
You'll Be Surprised
at 07/04/2014 09:35am
Die Another Day, and Another Day, Then Another
at 06/27/2014 09:46am
You Are Never a Part of Anything
at 06/25/2014 09:11am
It's Not Possible
at 06/18/2014 09:38am
The Kids Are Alright
at 06/13/2014 09:37am
Most People Don't Grow Up
at 06/11/2014 08:37am
Oh Shit, You Have an Engine?
at 06/06/2014 09:42am
Three Buoys of Summer
at 06/04/2014 07:56am
No One Is Describing You
at 06/03/2014 09:41am
It's an American Girl's Dream
at 05/29/2014 09:37am
She’s Not, Like, Half-Fairy
at 05/21/2014 10:05am
The Unwelcome Spring of Recollection
at 05/08/2014 09:41am
That's What Makes a Martyr
at 05/05/2014 10:38am
Three Comfortable Sets of Flip-Flops
at 04/30/2014 11:16am
Fact Checking, Nothing Else
at 04/29/2014 09:16am
Trash, Don't Smash, the Empties
at 04/25/2014 10:42am
Nine More Obnoxious Facebook Friends
at 04/23/2014 09:47am
Ernest & Celestine
Integrate Fantasy France
at 04/21/2014 10:03am
No Witch Is Around to Eat You
at 04/08/2014 10:09am
The Perverse Power of Tampon Advertising
at 04/03/2014 09:35am
Lockett Pundt Swipes The Crown, Again
at 03/27/2014 01:16pm
Three Sick Wannabe Hits
at 03/21/2014 11:12am
Bradford Cox Writes Music for Soundtracks Now
at 03/20/2014 09:49am
Hashtags Are Irony Repellent
at 03/19/2014 09:22am
Peab and Sherm's Bogus Journey
at 03/18/2014 09:14am
You Smoke Crack
at 03/18/2014 09:07am
Going Bigger For No Apparent Reason
at 03/13/2014 01:30pm
Three Disparate Bits of Chart Rap
at 03/12/2014 11:59am
You Can't Drop the Ball
at 03/11/2014 11:21am
Three Unnatural Highs
at 03/06/2014 10:20am
It's Time to Get Up, It's Morning
at 02/27/2014 10:36am
Not Like That, Not Personal Feelings
at 02/24/2014 11:31am
And Then Society Will Accept Me
at 02/19/2014 08:53am
Three Late-Winter Thaws
at 02/17/2014 06:11am
An Embarrassment of Nouveau Riches
at 02/14/2014 11:53am
Here Comes the Coda
at 02/14/2014 09:16am
We Didn't Always Agree
at 02/11/2014 10:14am
Stephen Malkmus Would Like You to Ponder Freedom
at 02/05/2014 10:58am
The Droll Martyr Poetry of
Day Night Day Night
at 02/03/2014 09:54am
Three Fusion Smoothies Topped With Poison Whipped Cream
at 01/29/2014 09:05am
What Are You Smiling At?
at 01/28/2014 09:55am
We're Just Sort of the Gap in Between
at 01/21/2014 09:39am
A Man and His Boat
at 01/20/2014 08:39am
Three Wildly Dissimilar Non-Hits
at 01/17/2014 04:17pm
And Then I Started Looking for Lawyers
at 01/14/2014 09:51am
Anchorman 2
Toes the Line
at 01/13/2014 09:12am
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at 01/09/2014 10:03am
Knock the Snow Off Your Car!
at 01/07/2014 07:03am
The Rewards Come
at 01/06/2014 07:17am
Three Novel Ways to Ring in a Wretched New Year
at 01/03/2014 01:04pm
The Jig Is Up, Everybody Knows What's Going On
at 12/30/2013 10:07am
There's Still Plenty of Mystery
at 12/26/2013 09:34am
Thanks for the Heads Up
at 12/20/2013 12:08pm
The Problem With "Rapey"
at 12/17/2013 08:21am
I Envision Everything
at 12/16/2013 07:47am
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at 12/13/2013 10:49am
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at 12/10/2013 03:34pm
Three Instrumental Reveries
at 12/04/2013 10:35am
Oh, Enormously
at 12/02/2013 09:40am
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at 11/30/2013 12:40pm
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at 11/27/2013 12:57pm
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at 11/26/2013 10:30am
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at 11/20/2013 11:58am
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at 11/19/2013 09:49am
Chucking Memorabilia Is a Journey, Never a Destination
at 11/15/2013 01:05pm
Three Consciousness-Vaporizing Laser Light Shows
at 11/14/2013 11:42am
An Empty Gesture Where the Cover Should Be
at 11/13/2013 11:53am
Acid Was Saturday Night
at 11/12/2013 09:53am
Lots of Security
at 10/30/2013 09:58am
The Stepford Inflections
at 10/25/2013 09:56am
I Think You Can Make It Work
at 10/22/2013 07:17am
Pop Music For Dinner
at 10/21/2013 08:06am
You Do It As Well As You Can
at 10/17/2013 08:37am
As Indie Film Hangs Go,
Enough Said
Is a Doozy
at 10/16/2013 09:31am
Three Concerted Rescue Efforts
at 10/14/2013 11:07am
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at 10/11/2013 09:55am
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at 10/07/2013 07:39am
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at 10/03/2013 11:49am
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at 09/30/2013 09:02am
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at 09/26/2013 09:55am
Declared Crimes Against Vocabulary
at 09/24/2013 10:08am
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at 09/23/2013 09:22am
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at 09/12/2013 10:16am
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at 09/10/2013 10:58am
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at 09/09/2013 09:37am
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: The Year's Most Resolutely Uncool Rap Album
at 09/03/2013 09:58am
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at 09/02/2013 07:38am
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at 08/26/2013 09:26am
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at 08/19/2013 09:49am
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at 08/15/2013 10:20am
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at 08/14/2013 08:55am
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at 08/08/2013 09:35am
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at 08/06/2013 08:49am
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at 08/05/2013 09:35am
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at 08/02/2013 09:12am
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at 08/01/2013 11:09am
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at 07/30/2013 09:49am
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at 07/30/2013 09:42am
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at 07/24/2013 11:21am
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at 07/16/2013 09:19am
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at 07/15/2013 07:52am
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at 07/11/2013 09:28am
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at 07/10/2013 10:11am
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at 07/09/2013 09:36am
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at 07/08/2013 09:37am
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at 07/08/2013 08:59am
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at 07/05/2013 09:11am
Back Up On My Fake
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at 07/04/2013 09:01am
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at 07/01/2013 09:04am
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at 09/08/2010 07:03am
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at 08/25/2010 06:27am
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at 08/23/2010 11:31am
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at 08/18/2010 09:51am
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at 07/06/2023 05:57am
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at 08/30/2016 06:58am
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at 05/11/2016 06:31am
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at 04/19/2016 06:55am
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at 04/05/2016 06:55am
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at 03/29/2016 06:43am
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at 03/11/2016 06:50am
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at 03/01/2016 06:42am
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at 02/09/2016 06:13am
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at 01/27/2016 06:52am
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at 01/12/2016 04:15am
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at 12/29/2015 07:01am
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at 12/23/2015 04:48am
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at 12/08/2015 06:34am
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at 12/02/2015 12:24am
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at 11/24/2015 07:02am
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at 11/09/2015 09:51am
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at 10/29/2015 07:01am
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at 10/22/2015 07:09am
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at 10/20/2015 07:01am
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at 10/09/2015 12:58am
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at 09/29/2015 07:06am
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at 09/25/2015 06:39am
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at 09/02/2015 07:06am
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at 08/27/2015 06:43am
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at 08/11/2015 07:23am
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at 08/04/2015 05:59am
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at 07/16/2015 06:53am
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at 06/16/2015 07:02am
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at 06/04/2015 07:06am
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at 05/29/2015 07:02am
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at 05/05/2015 07:00am
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at 04/16/2015 07:07am
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at 04/03/2015 04:15am
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at 03/27/2015 07:19am
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at 03/13/2015 07:16am
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at 02/25/2015 06:12am
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at 02/19/2015 06:58am
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at 02/13/2015 06:35am
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at 02/06/2015 06:52am
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at 02/05/2015 06:34am
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at 01/06/2015 06:08am
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at 12/23/2014 07:03am
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at 12/11/2014 07:01am
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at 12/04/2014 07:11am
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at 12/03/2014 07:14am
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at 11/26/2014 07:08am
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at 11/07/2014 06:42am
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at 11/04/2014 06:53am
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at 10/17/2014 07:03am
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at 10/02/2014 06:57am
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at 10/01/2014 07:01am
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at 09/23/2014 06:51am
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at 09/19/2014 06:33am
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at 09/17/2014 07:12am
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at 09/11/2014 07:10am
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at 09/05/2014 06:16am
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at 08/27/2014 07:47am
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at 08/22/2014 07:10am
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at 08/08/2014 06:41am
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at 07/09/2014 06:27am
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at 06/26/2014 06:15am
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at 06/19/2014 07:15am
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at 06/17/2014 06:46am
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at 06/12/2014 06:39am
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at 06/06/2014 06:42am
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at 05/26/2014 06:53am
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at 05/23/2014 06:18am
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at 05/21/2014 07:22am
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at 05/16/2014 07:07am
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at 05/15/2014 06:52am
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at 05/02/2014 06:52am
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at 04/23/2014 06:37am
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at 04/22/2014 05:46am
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at 04/16/2014 06:37am
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at 04/11/2014 07:02am
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at 04/03/2014 07:39am
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at 03/06/2014 06:46am
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at 03/04/2014 07:32am
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at 01/29/2014 07:58am
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at 01/24/2014 07:28am
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at 01/02/2014 07:26am
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at 12/17/2013 07:15am
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at 12/12/2013 06:43am
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at 12/05/2013 05:31am
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at 12/03/2013 06:59am
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at 11/19/2013 07:58am
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at 11/07/2013 06:26am
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at 11/06/2013 06:48am
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at 10/30/2013 07:09am
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at 10/24/2013 06:36am
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at 10/10/2013 07:11am
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at 10/08/2013 07:07am
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at 10/02/2013 06:21am
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at 10/01/2013 07:07am
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at 09/25/2013 07:09am
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at 09/12/2013 07:06am
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at 09/04/2013 07:04am
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at 08/29/2013 11:08am
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at 08/28/2013 07:00am
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at 08/22/2013 10:28am
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at 08/20/2013 07:18am
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at 07/24/2013 07:57am
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at 07/18/2013 07:40am
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at 07/12/2013 06:58am
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at 07/05/2013 07:21am
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at 06/26/2013 07:17am
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at 06/21/2013 07:41am
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at 06/19/2013 09:24am
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at 06/14/2013 07:42am
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at 05/29/2013 11:53am
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at 05/28/2013 07:27am
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at 05/23/2013 06:37am
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at 05/17/2013 07:32am
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at 05/09/2013 02:32am
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at 05/08/2013 03:19am
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at 05/03/2013 05:18am
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at 05/02/2013 05:29am
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at 04/19/2013 04:00am
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at 04/16/2013 02:24am
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at 04/12/2013 03:05am
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at 04/04/2013 03:17am
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at 03/26/2013 03:36am
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at 03/21/2013 03:15am
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at 03/19/2013 03:23am
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at 03/12/2013 03:14am
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at 03/06/2013 02:12am
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at 02/26/2013 01:57am
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at 02/20/2013 01:34am
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at 02/08/2013 03:06am
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at 01/31/2013 05:14am
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at 01/24/2013 01:59am
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at 01/18/2013 02:55am
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at 01/11/2013 02:20am
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at 01/08/2013 03:13am
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at 12/26/2012 01:54am
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at 12/13/2012 06:15am
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at 12/04/2012 02:26am
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at 11/27/2012 02:09am
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at 11/20/2012 02:02am
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at 11/16/2012 03:00am
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at 11/09/2012 02:17am
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at 11/05/2012 04:12am
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at 11/02/2012 05:07am
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at 11/01/2012 05:12am
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at 10/29/2012 01:40pm
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at 10/11/2012 04:32am
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at 10/09/2012 02:52am
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at 10/04/2012 03:15am
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at 09/13/2012 03:17am
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at 09/05/2012 03:15am
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at 08/16/2012 04:59am
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at 08/15/2012 04:14am
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at 07/25/2012 02:21am
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at 07/18/2012 03:14am
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at 07/11/2012 02:59am
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at 07/03/2012 03:46am
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at 06/19/2012 08:19am
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at 06/12/2012 06:35am
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at 05/31/2012 08:13am
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at 05/24/2012 06:32am
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at 05/02/2012 01:11am
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at 05/01/2012 06:34am
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at 04/20/2012 07:54am
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at 03/29/2012 07:12am
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at 03/28/2012 02:18am
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at 03/20/2012 06:13am
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at 03/15/2012 06:27am
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at 02/22/2012 04:43am
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at 02/16/2012 07:14am
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at 02/14/2012 04:52am
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at 01/10/2012 04:37am
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at 01/02/2012 04:09am
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at 12/29/2011 05:21am
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at 12/16/2011 12:21am
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at 12/13/2011 10:53pm
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at 12/05/2011 11:40pm
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at 11/30/2011 05:01am
Velocity Acts Alone
at 11/29/2011 05:35am
The Delirious Deathlessness of Scooby-Doo
at 11/18/2011 05:57am
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at 10/19/2011 06:37am
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at 10/14/2011 06:11am
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at 09/20/2011 06:14am
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at 08/16/2011 05:15am
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at 06/30/2011 05:03am
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at 06/29/2011 04:54am
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at 06/14/2011 05:00am
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at 06/02/2011 05:28am
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at 05/17/2011 04:12am
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at 05/11/2011 06:46am
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at 02/23/2011 05:17am
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at 02/15/2011 05:27am
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at 01/20/2011 05:17am
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at 01/14/2011 04:20am
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at 12/29/2010 05:00am
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at 12/22/2010 05:45am
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at 12/16/2010 05:54am
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at 12/09/2010 05:48am
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at 12/01/2010 05:43am
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at 11/26/2010 07:56am
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at 11/17/2010 06:00am
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at 11/12/2010 07:35am
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at 10/20/2010 06:32am
You Can't Quarantine the Flashbacks
at 09/29/2010 06:59am
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at 09/23/2010 07:27am
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at 09/17/2010 06:42am
“This Clear Hearing Is Not So Easy To Attain”
at 09/08/2010 06:06am
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