Diamanda Galas: Oh my God. Oh God.
Creflo Dollar: Right. Right. We had no idea.
Galas: Yes. Sometimes literally.
Dollar: I'm just as surprised as anybody, you know?
Galas: You know why most world leaders are atheists?
Dollar: Because we believe in the word of God that it is—it is—it is honorable to honor men of God who have done so much that we have the opportunity to practice what we believe.
Galas: It’s like an ecosystem. Open up the daily paper, there it is.
Dollar: Thank you.
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Galas: Who's telling the story of Western interference in the oil-bearing nations anymore?
Dollar: Well, we’re not. I think that’s just a waste of time.
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Galas: I'm serious—they've got like, major degrees in astrophysics and chemistry, and they're driving cabs for these disgusting little bitches on their cellphones, talking about when they're gonna see their boyfriend next or something, it's truly unbelievable, and it's so sad.
Dollar: You know rich people are going to go to heaven just like average people.
Galas: But nobody wants to hire a Bin Laden to do Alice Cooper songs anymore.
Dollar: We’ve already done that. Prosperity is not just money.
Galas: [Laughs] You’re such a fucking drag queen.