Penn Jillette: Luddites have never won, ever.
Neal Brennan: For sure.
Jillette: End of story.
Brennan: The rest of it is basically a smokescreen.
Jillette: Yeah. Drive fast, and take chances while you still can.
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Brennan: What could be whiter than that?
Jillette: All the weird-ass things that grown-ups are supposed to do.
Brennan: “Don’t look down. Don’t look down. Stop looking down.”
Jillette: And once I got sick enough, my doctors said that I should consider getting stomach band surgery, and all of the sudden I realized I could be weirder.
Brennan: That’s always my first priority.
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Jillette: I have been a teetotaler all my life. What if we put an innocent person to death?
Brennan: We would do a read-through and then we’d get on set and just go.
Jillette: I don't even know if free markets work. What we want out of you is a feeling that you aren't distorting the facts in giving us this information.
Brennan: It’s not important.
Jillette: I still don't think I am.