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Modernism, Winter Surfing and a Book About the 1980s
at 09/17/2024 06:28am
The Beautiful New Carver Bauhaus Skateboard
at 08/02/2024 06:29am
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at 07/24/2024 06:28am
Kathleen Parker Has Balls
at 04/16/2024 06:29am
The Demise of DC
at 02/23/2024 06:28am
The “Byzantine Dadaism” of
The N-Word of God
at 01/22/2024 06:27am
Why Aren’t Movies Fun Anymore?
at 01/03/2024 06:28am
The Private Eye and the Senate’s Gay Porn Star
at 12/18/2023 06:27am
Have Yourself a Roger Eno Christmas
at 12/11/2023 06:27am
The Vampire and the Pope: Remembering My Brief, Beautiful Catholic Friendship with Anne Rice
at 12/05/2023 06:28am
Rock and Roll Ghost: the New Old 9:30 Club
at 04/10/2023 06:28am
The Captive Mind
and Clint Eastwood
at 03/13/2023 06:27am
Non-Alcoholic Beers, Graded Like the Spice Girls
at 02/09/2023 06:28am
Suede’s Bold and Brilliant
Autofiction
at 11/17/2022 06:28am
Conservative Anarchists: The Return of The Unknown Hoya
at 09/19/2022 06:27am
More Human Than Human
at 07/07/2022 06:28am
Can KT Tunstall Resurrect the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?
at 04/15/2022 06:27am
Tomorrow Started: Record Store Day, Modernism and R.E.M.
at 02/21/2022 06:27am
Future Past
is a Great New Album by an Old Band
at 11/29/2021 06:28am
Drunk
: The Vital Pleasure of Getting Hammered
at 09/01/2021 06:28am
Career Opportunities
: John Hughes and the End of the 1980s
at 06/21/2021 06:28am
It's Casual
at 04/12/2021 06:28am
Hard to Hold
: Revisiting Rick Springfield’s 1980s Opus
at 04/02/2021 06:26am
The Mysticism of the 1980s
at 01/04/2021 06:28am
The World’s Worst Self-Help Guru
at 12/07/2020 06:26am
Satan’s Anus: Dishwashing through the Pandemic
at 10/05/2020 06:28am
Brett Anderson’s Great New Memoir
at 09/01/2020 06:27am
An Evening with Charles Bukowski
at 08/06/2020 06:27am
Radiohead and the Cosmic Christ
at 05/25/2020 06:27am
Opening Wednesday
: the “Shadow Cinema” of the 1970s
at 08/28/2018 06:29am
Cultural Marxism is Killing Music
at 07/06/2018 06:29am
Resurrecting Commander Salamander
at 06/15/2018 06:28am
Kevin Williamson Trashes George Carlin
at 06/12/2018 06:28am
On (Almost) Casting Alec Baldwin
at 06/07/2018 06:27am
Endgame: When Kanye and Taylor Collaborate
at 05/18/2018 06:28am
Ben Shapiro’s Blind Spot
at 05/11/2018 06:28am
After
Roseanne
, It’s Time to Reboot
The Young Ones
at 04/17/2018 06:29am
Why Does Ben Shapiro Hate
Black Panther
?
at 02/15/2018 09:39am
Formula One Ditches Grid Girls
at 02/02/2018 07:01am
Who’s the Worse Pundit: Bill Kristol or Tomi Lahren?
at 01/30/2018 07:00am
Ursula K. Le Guin and the Shadow of Earthsea
at 01/24/2018 10:02am
JFK to Trump: The Loss of Our Cosmic Vision
at 01/23/2018 07:00am
Breitbart’s Media Heirs Don’t Understand Andrew Breitbart
at 01/16/2018 09:38am
Getting Girls at the Laundromat
at 01/09/2018 10:01am
Timothee Chalamet’s Brilliant Portrayal of Adolescence
at 01/03/2018 07:02am
Andrew Ferguson’s Cheap Shot at
Rolling Stone
at 01/01/2018 08:31am
It’s Time to Kill Off Harley Quinn
at 12/26/2017 01:00pm
Pizzagate Could Be a Spectacular Horror Movie
at 12/21/2017 09:48am
John Oliver, Sexual McCarthyite
at 12/08/2017 07:01am
Requiem for the Washington Redskins
at 12/06/2017 07:01am
The Pedophile and The Federalist
at 12/02/2017 01:35pm
New York Times
Should Spike David Carr Fellowship
at 11/30/2017 09:44am
Trump’s Fake News Award
at 11/28/2017 09:28am
Why the Political Right Envies the Cultural Left
at 11/17/2017 09:07am
Matt Taibbi’s Not Harvey Weinstein
at 11/04/2017 07:03am
Do Guys Like Getting Groped?
at 11/02/2017 07:00am
NFL Cheerleaders: The Last Anchor of American Sanity
at 10/24/2017 07:01am
Milo’s the Britney Spears of the Right
at 10/17/2017 07:01am
Harvey Weinstein Needs Kirk Cameron
at 10/10/2017 10:22am
Dream 3: On Being an Autumn Beach Bum
at 09/30/2017 11:35am
Father Martin and the Gay Jesuit Mafia
at 09/19/2017 07:03am
The Archetypal Wild Woman
at 09/14/2017 07:00am
Did Rashida Jones Really Change Her Mind About Porn?
at 08/28/2017 09:50am
Donald Trump Is Not Your Daddy
at 08/21/2017 09:11am
Ben Shapiro’s Shtick Is Played Out
at 07/25/2017 07:00am
Bill Frisell's Brilliant Cultural Appropriation
at 07/20/2017 07:00am
Get These Hot Women Off TV
at 07/11/2017 07:02am
Grief and Public Storage
at 07/06/2017 09:54am
I’m Tired of Spider-Man
at 07/04/2017 07:00am
Stunning Upset: Conservatives Win the Culture War
at 06/28/2017 07:01am
Jung’s Challenge to Christianity
at 06/21/2017 07:01am
Hollyn Is More Woke Than Katy Perry
at 06/19/2017 07:00am
Making
Playboy
Great Again
at 06/12/2017 07:00am
The Man Too Manly to Play James Bond
at 06/07/2017 07:00am
Cheap Rebellion: Kathy Griffin and the Wonder Woman Troll
at 06/01/2017 07:00am
I Script-Doctored Baywatch
at 05/30/2017 09:22am
Understanding Anti-Journalist Violence
at 05/26/2017 11:17am
What a Joke: Matt Yglesias Wants to Impeach Trump
at 05/23/2017 07:01am
Conservative Death Spiral and the Genderqueer Folk Singer
at 05/16/2017 09:48am
Religion Has Failed. Pop Music Has Not.
at 05/04/2017 07:00am
Psychological Traumas of the Left and the Right
at 05/02/2017 07:01am
$15 Million for a Book by Tucker Carlson Is Insane
at 04/29/2017 07:01am
Ann Coulter Is the Johnny Rotten of the Right
at 04/26/2017 11:27am
The Case for Christ
—Not
The Handmaid’s Tale
—Is the Feminist Film of the Year
at 04/25/2017 07:00am
Hitler Was Not a Christian
at 04/15/2017 07:02am
Addiction as a False Self
at 03/23/2017 07:01am
JFK’s Death Split the American Psyche
at 03/15/2017 10:10am
The Dude’s Guide to #ADayWithoutAWoman
at 03/07/2017 02:35pm
When Editors Were Necessary
at 02/28/2017 07:02am
Mike Pence Is Renting the Home of a DC Sports Legend
at 12/08/2016 09:52am
Trump and the Rage of Punitive Liberalism
at 11/15/2016 10:30am
Sorry, Media: Hillary Clinton Had a Seizure
at 09/19/2016 09:35am
Endless Summer: The World’s Greatest Surfing Book
at 08/11/2016 09:57am
Splice Original Archive
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at 10/30/2024 06:24am
The Star Wars Nerd Who Healed My Trauma
at 10/22/2024 06:24am
Three Non-Imaginary Stories about the Cure
at 10/03/2024 06:24am
Destroy Boys: Bracing Transgender Non-Punk Punk
at 09/06/2024 06:28am
David French Isn’t a Conservative
at 08/23/2024 06:24am
We’re Forging Ahead With a Right-Wing Movie
at 08/16/2024 06:24am
Did I Hook Up with Kamala Harris in 1986?
at 08/05/2024 06:26am
Outfoxed? Martha MacCallum Grilled Me For An Hour about Brett Kavanaugh
at 07/15/2024 06:24am
CNN Tried to Slime Me. They Made Me Sound Awesome
at 06/26/2024 06:24am
Pizza and Totalitarianism at Bethany Beach
at 06/19/2024 06:24am
I Can’t Let Go of My UPS Box
at 06/07/2024 06:24am
Help Me Hire a Stripper to Read My Audiobook
at 05/21/2024 06:24am
The Beautiful Memory of My Cancer Music
at 04/23/2024 06:24am
Peter Thiel Needs to Write Me a Check
at 03/15/2024 06:23am
Revisiting Norman Mailer’s “Superman Comes to the Supermarket”
at 03/07/2024 06:24am
In Defense of Affirmation
at 02/28/2024 06:24am
H.L. Mencken and the Worst Experience I Had as a Journalist
at 12/29/2023 06:24am
The Unforgettable Avalon Theater
at 11/22/2023 06:24am
Hard-Boiled Review Part III:
The Tears of Autumn
at 10/25/2023 06:24am
The Virgin Mary is a 1980s New Wave Teenager
at 10/10/2023 06:24am
The Unknown Hoya
Flag Flies at Fashion Week
at 09/12/2023 05:56am
Holy Noticing: Skateboarding with Jesus
at 09/04/2023 05:55am
Woke Left and Dumb Right vs. Rock ’n’ Roll
at 08/24/2023 05:57am
Why Oppenheimer Has Hotter Women Than Barbie
at 07/27/2023 05:59am
Hard-Boiled Review Part II: Jake Tapper’s All the Demons are Here
at 07/17/2023 05:55am
Jim VandeHei Should Call Someone a Cocksucker
at 05/22/2023 05:55am
I Turned Down Tucker Carlson, but Would Do His New Show
at 05/11/2023 05:55am
A Hard-Boiled Take on Jim Comey’s Crime Novel
at 04/24/2023 05:55am
Conservative Coverage of the Arts is an Embarrassment
at 03/08/2023 05:55am
Jazz and Our Non-Dualistic Nature
at 02/24/2023 05:57am
Revisiting Times Square: A Prophetic Artifact From 1980
at 07/21/2022 05:57am
Home Depot Demotion, and Why Journalists Suck
at 05/16/2022 05:57am
Pulp Nonfiction: Was
Quarry’s Blood
Inspired by My Life?
at 04/20/2022 05:57am
Apologizing to Love and Money
at 02/08/2022 05:57am
Brat
: My Parallel Life with Andrew McCarthy
at 07/29/2021 05:55am
What Journalists Can Learn from
The Night Stalker
at 07/22/2021 05:57am
Who Done It?
A Reissue of Benny Hill’s Only Starring Movie
at 07/06/2021 05:57am
Enemies of Art: the New American Stasi
at 06/29/2021 05:57am
The Pet Shop Boys and the Punk Revolution That Failed
at 05/27/2021 05:57am
Revisiting
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
at 05/14/2021 05:55am
Play Misty: The Original Crazy Bitch
at 11/12/2020 05:55am
Miracle Grow: Zen in the Mulch Pit
at 10/30/2020 05:59am
Revisiting the New Romantics
at 10/19/2020 05:55am
Copyright Strike? Thank Nathan Burkan
at 08/18/2020 05:55am
Quitter: Addiction and God
at 07/02/2020 05:57am
Is
Cherry
Too Well-Written?
at 09/06/2018 05:56am
The Pool of Desire
at 06/26/2018 05:58am
Star Wars
Fans Have Wasted Their Lives
at 05/31/2018 05:58am
Chappaquiddick: American Psycho
Goes to Camelot
at 04/05/2018 05:58am
Jesus Christ: Hollywood Superstar
at 03/28/2018 05:56am
Never Trumpers Have Forgotten the Liberal Threat
at 02/28/2018 05:56am
The Hitlerian Emptiness of
The Last Jedi
at 12/18/2017 05:56am
Conservatives Should’ve Owned Harvey Weinstein Story
at 10/13/2017 05:56am
The Tragedy of Laura Ingraham’s LifeZette
at 09/06/2017 05:58am
Two for Joy: Joining the War on Unhappiness
at 08/03/2017 05:56am
The Conservative School-To-Pundit Pipeline Is Bad for the Right
at 05/10/2017 05:58am
Bill O’Reilly and the Altamont of Fox News
at 04/20/2017 05:58am
Conservatives: It’s Time for Us to Leave the Ghetto
at 02/09/2017 05:57am
What Mel Gibson Is Planning for His Sequel to
The Passion
at 11/01/2016 07:00am
“The Swimmer” and the End of America
at 09/07/2016 06:58am
Spartans! Trump is Leonidas from
300
at 07/05/2016 06:54am
The Crooked Man: When Cisgender Heteronormativity Is Outlawed
at 06/23/2016 06:50am
Transgenders, Bathrooms, and the Apocalyptic Orgasm
at 05/24/2016 06:45am
Conservatives: Stop Attacking Artists
at 05/20/2016 06:59am
Wino: The Last American Rebel
at 05/13/2016 06:59am
Max Richter’s
Sleep
: Our Nightly Death
at 05/10/2016 06:41am
The Awfulness of Ezra Klein, Explained
at 03/22/2016 06:52am
The Worst Review of
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
at 01/06/2016 07:17am
My Hollywood Year: Alec Baldwin Asks Me to Direct
at 12/22/2015 07:04am
Loosen Up, Bieber Baby
at 11/24/2015 09:47am
Attacked by a Gym Teacher
at 11/03/2015 05:48am
Lambert & Stamp and the Meaning of True Diversity
at 09/22/2015 07:08am
In Praise of French Cut Boxers
at 09/17/2015 07:10am
Hard Case Crime: the Beauty of Male Passion
at 09/10/2015 07:04am
One Direction and the Great Mid-Life Crisis Album
at 09/07/2015 07:02am
Citizens of the State: A List of Banned Items
at 08/07/2015 06:30am
Old Frank: Obama’s Communist Mentor
at 08/04/2015 05:59am
A Little Local Theater
at 10/29/2008 05:56am
When Rock Writing Mattered
at 10/23/2008 05:30am
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