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Apr 16, 2008, 12:35PM

How to Scientifically Hook Up With Younger Women

After one traumatizing make-out session in high school, this author knew that hooking up with someone half your age is wrong. As she explains, an equation can help measure exactly how wrong it is. From The Daily Californian.

"When he told me he was 20 years old, I felt pretty tight for bagging an older man. When my friend Chris told me he was actually 28, I felt sick and subsequently vomited all over myself.

Can I just ask a question here? What is so hot about hooking up with barely post-pubescent girls? OK, that one was more rhetorical than an actual inquiry. But on a more serious note, when does an age difference stop being sexy and start being absolutely disgusting?

A friend of mine hooks up with so many younger girls that he has developed a rule to prevent himself from entering pedophilic territory. This rule, officially known as the Divide and Conquer Formula, was developed through years of extensive scientific research. The Divide and Conquer Formula (DCF) dictates that female age must be greater than or equal to (Male's Age)/2 + 7.

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