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Jul 15, 2025, 06:28AM

Why is MAGA Suddenly Upset by the Epstein Files?

Elect a rapey clown, expect a rapey circus.

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It confused me this past week seeing the MAGA meltdown over the Epstein files. Maybe one of the Trump sexual assault apologists who reads this site and loves to “burn the witch” will explain the phenomenon further in the comments section.

On March 14, Pam Bondi gave an interview to Fox News, answering a question about the Epstein client list, saying it was “sitting on my desk right now.” Fast forward to July 7th when the Justice Department casually released a memo declaring that suddenly there’s “no client list” (never mind that Ghislaine Maxwell got sent to prison for 20 years for sex trafficking kids). The memo created a flurry of angry MAGA backlash as Trump loyalists called for the resignation of Bondi; right-wingnut Laura Loomer claimed Patel and FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino are “LIVID” with her as Trump says the issue is a “desecration” and calls Epstein a “creep.” Meanwhile Elon Musk has indicated Trump is lying about Epstein files, Karoline Leavitt defended Bondi and Fox News used the harshly worded (for them) phrase “not pleased” to describe the loyal base response.

Why now? Which part is upsetting to you, blindly loyal diehard Trump loyalists? Are you upset that it happened at all, or are you upset about the coverup? Or are you upset that he’s covering it up because he was a part of it, or is it that you maybe can’t say it was all a Democrat scandal? You elected him knowing he was twice-impeached, had 34 felony counts, bankrupted six businesses and has been accused of raping a 13-year-old girl. You were okay with him saying he likes to “grab ‘em by the pussy,” that he had two immigrant wives despite all the strongman talk about deporting immigrants, and you were cool electing a president will all 88 of his criminal offenses. Of course there is evidence of Trump and Epstein with young girls. This surprises you?

It confuses me, as I watch posts of MAGA hats burning in charcoal grills, what the turning point is for these people. I’ve seen Tucker Carlson grilling Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene having breakthrough “DOJ has some explaining to do” moments of clarity. Even the ghoulish Laura Loomer is admitting Republicans need to learn to “walk and chew gum at the same time.” How revolutionary.

It’s not satisfying to see the MAGA buyer’s remorse. I’ve seen some over-celebratory versions of this, with far-left bloggers’ eyeballs stuck in the backs of their heads from eyerolling, and I get it. But however divided, this is still a country we all need to live in. The more time we have to waste cleaning up disasters after mid-terms, the worse. “I told you so” isn’t comforting and accomplishes nothing.

The Democrats’ response to the Republican infighting was expected. Trying to force a vote to release the long-mysterious and debated files (within 30 days!) makes sense. For the love of Christ, put an end to all this. How many surprises could there really be on that list? The Supreme Court already gave Trump the perpetual magic wand of immunity, right? Let’s see what that can really do for the party of Christian values.

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Discussion
  • You must be among the most unnuanced observers of politics on the internet. All emotion (most of it blind anger) and no substance. Any criticism of what you write you interpret as a personal attack on you based on your identity, when nobody even cares about that. Such thin skin for a mudslinger. MAGA, of which I'm not a member (which you will of course deny), has been hot on the Epstein files for years, but you claim that they're "suddenly" upset by the lack of transparency? What world do you live in? Your evidence that there's an Epstein client list is that Ghislaine Maxwell got sent to prison for 20 years for sex trafficking kids. Are you serious? Elon Musk is suddenly credible to you in claiming that the guy he's feuding with is on that list? What a joke, lightweight. If Trump is "part of it," why didn't the Democrats announce that when they were in power? The GOP has no new info on the alleged client list, which most likely doesn't even exist. And Trump was "accused" of raping a 13 year old girl? What you do is called yellow journalism, and you should be embarrassed.

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  • this lukewarm Trumpkin apologia water couldn't even heat up my black hat, lol

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  • You're in way over your head when you try to write anything beyond what kind of shopping bag you use at the grocery store.

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  • You're the lightweight of Splice Today.

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  • And you are the misogynist. Please know that opinions of faceless internet trolls (especially those who defend pedophiles) will never affect me or my writing. Only one of us is getting paid to put words online.

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  • Are you really so stupid or dishonest to respond that what I wrote here is a defense of pedophilia? You are exploring the depths of depravity. Because you get "paid" (how much?) to write your amateurish political analysis is actually how you defend yourself against criticisms of what you write? I've never seen any writer in any forum do something so pathetic.

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