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Jan 07, 2010, 08:48AM

The Big Lebowski, as written by Shakespeare

"For the Knave abideth everyday."

CHORUS
GEOFFREY “THE KNAVE” LEBOWSKI
BLANCHE and WOO, two thugs
SIR WALTER of Poland
SIR DONALD of Greece
BRANDT, serving-man of the Big Lebowski
SIR GEOFFREY OF LEBOWSKI, the Big Lebowski
BONNIE LEBOWSKI, his wife
OLIVER, her consort
JACK SMOKE, a cavalier
MAUDE LEBOWSKI, daughter of the Big Lebowski
JOSHUA QUINCE, a pederast
LIAM O’BRIEN, his partner
Two NIHILISTS
PLAYER QUEEN
MISTRESS QUICKLY, hostess of a tavern
KNOX HARRINGTON, a tapestry artist
DOCTOR BUTTS, a physician
PLAYERS for a dance
LAURENCE SELLERS
CLOWN
JAQUES TREEHORN
BROTHER SEAMUS, an Irish monk
A GRAVEDIGGER

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