Here at Page 2, we've kept our ears peeled all year, culling our favorite excerpts of genius and idiocy from all corners of the sports world and beyond. A list of this sort wouldn't be complete without the usual suspects, such as Ozzie Guillen, Shaquille O'Neal and Terrell Owens. But we promise plenty of twists, turns and surprises to hold your interest through the entire countdown. Click the links on the speakers' names to read the quotes in full context.