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Aug 27, 2009, 06:22AM

Just conjugating the ol' verb

"60ish literary euphemisms for masturbation."

1. Blurbing yourself
2. Burying the lede
3. Challenging Alexander Pushkin to a one-handed duel
4. Coaxing Salinger to come out and play
5. Coming up with a gripping plot twist
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