Randy Quaid: Under Attack and On the Run

"Evi Quaid called from a payphone in Vancuver to say that she and her husband, Randy, the actor, had tried to drive to Siberia but they 'couldn't figure out how to get there.' She said, 'We're running for our lives.' She wanted me to meet them the next day in Vancouver's Chinatown—which couldn't be arranged any other way, as the Quaids don't use cell phones anymore, because, Evi said, "they're tracking us."