"How to lose friends and alienate countries"
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USA! USA! USA!
I feel like the words "bro" and "dude" can be added to the end of every one of their statements and wouldn't sound out of place. "I speak American, bro." "The most powerful country in the universe, dude." Do these guys really get paid for doing this?
I actually think this is funny in that I have always suspected that Canada was up to something and we should strike now. Seriously, though, the ridiculous thing is how the Canadian government has totally underfunded their military. Greg Gutfeld is actually quite funny. You should watch more of him.
Yeah. I saw Canadian Bacon. What are you retarded?
Aren't Canada jokes out of style yet?
I like how, in making fun of Canada's police force, they make it out to sound like Canada's just a bunch of pussies, and not that we just have ridiculous crime rates and incredibly antiquated gun laws.
Yeah, thanks for amplifying my point. I really have never understood the jokes about Canada. I wouldn't want to live there, way too cold, but Toronto, along with New York and Miami, is one of top three most cosmopolitan cities in the East. A Canada joke is a like a dick joke; guaranteed to get a laugh from morons, but devoid of any wit.
I made it to 2:29 when they dropped Sarah Palin's name...
ha canada jokes can still be sort of funny, albeit in a frat boy sense. "see how much you can get through" is a good intro to this video though.
I LOVE THAT SHIT BROESPH AMERICA F U CK YEA! SAVING THE MO THER FUC KING DAY!
