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May 16, 2008, 06:32AM

Ha, Maybe They Should Call It The "Poison" Ivy League

Most of our politicians kinda suck, and most of the leading ones went to Ivy League schools, where the population is generally wealthy and the football teams generally bad. Is it a coincidence their graduates are bad at running the country? This writer thinks not.

"What has me dwelling on ivy is my recent realization that much of what I don’t like about American politics -- namely, American politicians -- can be traced back to Ivy League schools. It can’t just be a coincidence that four or five universities keep spitting out presidential candidates and their spouses with the sort of regularity that Notre Dame used to turn out All American football players.

It’s enough to make me wonder if the reason I liked Harry Truman was because he’s the only president since 1896 who didn’t have a college degree. Ronald Reagan had one, but it was from Eureka College, which probably didn’t even have ivy on its walls.

It is worth noting that, although Harvard has been around since 1636, Yale since 1701 and Princeton since 1746, none of them can claim Washington, Jefferson or Lincoln, as an alumnus. George Washington was home-schooled. Thomas Jefferson attended William and Mary and graduated in two years. Abraham Lincoln was also home-schooled, but he was both teacher and student, a true autodidact who read the Bible, Shakespeare and his law books, by candlelight.

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