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Nov 10, 2008, 06:40AM

Figuring out Rahm Emanuel

The hilarious low down on our next Chief of Staff.

Contrary to popular legend, Rahm didn’t lose his finger (1) in the Israeli Army (2) in a meat slicer at Arby’s or (3) because “the fingerprint was comprimised.”

Rahm Fact #3: Rahm didn’t lose the finger at all. He just gave it to Newt Gingrich. Forever.

 

 

Read on.

 

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