Rooster Quibbits

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When Doves Cry at 03/08/2024 06:29am
Dunes of the West Side Highway at 11/24/2023 06:29am
Lorena in the Village at 10/18/2023 06:27am
Veronica’s Paul, Veronica’s Pumpkins at 10/13/2023 06:29am
Hoboken Runaway in Soho at 10/06/2023 06:29am
Snowy Night at 1010 WINS at 09/26/2023 06:28am
Blizzard Radio with Veronica Morgan at 09/22/2023 06:29am
Star-Crossed in Times Square at 07/07/2023 06:29am
The Wedding Party at 06/30/2023 06:29am
Knitting Factory Detour at 06/23/2023 06:29am
Parental Guidance Suggested at 06/16/2023 06:29am
Panic in Union Square Park at 06/09/2023 06:29am
Cardboard Cutouts I’ve Known and Loved at 06/02/2023 06:29am
Paul and Meredith Go Deeper Into Movies at 05/26/2023 06:29am
Paul & Meredith & Elliott & Billy at 05/19/2023 06:29am
Rooster Sneaks Into Heat at 05/12/2023 06:29am
Paul and Meredith in Union Square at 05/05/2023 06:29am
Paul Cartwright Meets Meredith Wright at 04/24/2023 06:28am
Paul and the Pumpkins at 04/14/2023 06:29am
Meredith Sneaks Out with Orgy 2 at 04/07/2023 06:29am
Making Plans in Wannado City at 01/27/2023 06:29am
Roosters in Wannado City at 01/06/2023 06:29am
Manhattan Subway, January 1996 at 10/28/2022 06:29am
Comfy Socks at 10/21/2022 06:29am
I’ve Been Shadow You Know What’d at 10/14/2022 06:29am
Snow Angels with Strangers at 10/07/2022 06:29am
Why Do Birds Eat Bird Meat? at 08/24/2022 06:29am
Long Night of the Spur Claws at 08/19/2022 06:29am
Monica the Bigot at 08/10/2022 06:29am
My Life with a Mercenary at 07/29/2022 06:26am
What is This "Cum Town"? at 07/01/2022 06:29am
Buttered Toast As a Necessity for Life at 06/24/2022 06:30am
My Duel with My Cousin at 05/13/2022 06:29am
Turtles Don’t Deserve My Anger at 05/04/2022 06:29am
Twitter Should Be for Birds Only at 04/29/2022 06:29am
Bennington Has Something to Do at 04/01/2022 06:29am
Chocolate and Chapters at 03/11/2022 06:29am
Cashless Birds at 03/02/2022 06:29am
Rooster the Feeder at 02/17/2022 06:28am
Rooster’s Relative Rescue at 02/11/2022 06:29am
I Want to Go to Israel at 01/19/2022 06:29am
Our Dinner with Bennington at 01/07/2022 06:29am
I Realized I’m a Libertine on a Private Plane at 12/24/2021 06:29am
Bringing Bennington Home at 11/05/2021 06:29am
Spur-Clawing Out of My Own House at 10/22/2021 06:29am
How to Skin a Charlie Horse at 10/01/2021 06:29am
I Played Macho at 09/24/2021 06:29am
Missing a Man I Never Met at 09/17/2021 06:29am
My Wife Won’t Get Vaccinated and It’s Tearing Us Apart at 08/27/2021 06:29am
Buck Breaking with Nancy Olson at 08/11/2021 06:29am
The Quibbits Go Back to the Movies at 07/28/2021 06:29am
Four Tips for Surviving a Haunted House at 07/23/2021 06:29am
Roo and Benny’s Better Days at 07/07/2021 06:29am
For Donald Rumsfeld (A Friend) at 07/02/2021 06:29am
Our New Grocery Store Sucks at 06/25/2021 06:29am
Marianne Williamson Should Post My Picture on Twitter at 06/16/2021 06:29am
Don’t Call Me Rooster at 04/02/2021 06:29am
My Agent is Sleeping With My Wife at 03/12/2021 06:29am
Lord I Could Eat at the Murder Restaurant at 02/26/2021 06:29am
Snails Lack Ambition and Vigor at 02/03/2021 06:29am
Chickens is a Beautiful Thing at 01/29/2021 06:29am
Old Long Since at 01/01/2021 06:28am
An Impassioned Plea: Stop Eating Us at 11/27/2020 06:29am
Windsurfing Nation at 11/20/2020 06:29am
Little Trauma Wing at 11/04/2020 06:29am
Death is No Voyage in the Valley at 10/23/2020 06:29am
My Life as a Film Critic at 10/16/2020 06:29am
On the Wings of Alcoholic Angels at 09/25/2020 06:29am
White Women in Black Vans at 09/11/2020 06:29am
Righteous Turtle Murder at 08/14/2020 06:29am
Antagonism of the Aardvark at 07/24/2020 06:29am
Bruckhard’s Battle Against Bigotry at 07/10/2020 06:29am
Interregnum 2020 at 07/03/2020 06:29am
Surfing Trump's Colon at 06/12/2020 06:29am
Remember the Feathers at 05/25/2020 06:29am
Cocky Editing at 05/22/2020 06:29am
I Have No Words of Comfort at 03/20/2020 06:29am
Coronavirus Is Violence Against Birds at 03/13/2020 06:29am
America Needs a Benevolent Dictator at 02/14/2020 06:29am
Goom-BYE, Caucus Results! at 02/05/2020 06:29am
Cats of Christmas Past at 12/25/2019 06:29am
The Two Dopes of the Great Satan Otherwise Known as the United Kingdom at 12/13/2019 06:29am
Rooster Admits Kidnapping Wife at 12/06/2019 06:29am
A Poultry Polemic at 11/29/2019 06:29am
I Don’t Want to Sell My Wife, But I Have To at 11/01/2019 06:29am
The Barbarism of the Killing Cone at 10/21/2019 06:29am
Off the Chicken Wing Wagon at 10/11/2019 06:29am
The Birds Are For Bernie at 10/04/2019 06:29am
When a Quibbits Claims He’s Suicidal at 09/13/2019 06:29am
Roosters on the Rollercoaster at 08/16/2019 06:29am
Arthritis in the Avian Community at 08/02/2019 06:29am
Pervert Birds at 07/19/2019 06:29am
I Will Always Be a Bird Today at 07/12/2019 06:29am
Oh, is it Bird Flu Again? at 06/05/2019 06:29am
Can You Spare a Summer Coat? at 05/31/2019 06:29am
Writer's Cock at 05/03/2019 06:29am
My Moonsong to Monica at 03/22/2019 06:29am
Sand in the Mailman at 03/08/2019 06:29am
Eating Minion Meat at 03/01/2019 06:29am
Shooting Up and Doing Your Taxes at 02/08/2019 06:29am
New Day Rising at 01/18/2019 06:29am
George H.W. Bush Tried to Eat Me at 12/07/2018 06:29am
Execute Santa Claus at 11/30/2018 06:29am
And That’s When She Came Pecking At My Window at 11/09/2018 06:29am
Barn Brain Betrayal at 10/19/2018 06:29am
Quarreling with Quail at 09/21/2018 06:29am
A Case of Roo at 08/22/2018 06:29am
Kansas Gregg Sings the Blues at 07/30/2018 06:29am
A Crow Looked at Me Lasciviously at 07/23/2018 06:29am
Brain Burner Blues at 07/20/2018 06:29am
Roostermon I at 07/10/2018 06:29am
Combat Salacious Removal at 06/20/2018 06:29am
Rooster Meets a Warm Water Penguin at 06/08/2018 06:29am
Uncle Slippy Who Can Recall His Past Lives at 06/01/2018 06:29am
Shape-shifting Sexless Freaks on LSD at 05/25/2018 06:29am
The Avian Shame Complex at 05/18/2018 06:30am
I Am Not Anyone's Chicken McNugget at 04/27/2018 06:29am
Strolling with Horace Hippopotamus at 04/06/2018 06:30am
Film Review: Isle of Dogs Has No Relationship to the Real World at 04/02/2018 06:29am
Scratch Tack at 03/30/2018 06:29am
Proto-Fascist Beard Bums at 03/16/2018 01:33pm
Only a Soundless Scream at 03/09/2018 12:08pm
In the Attics of My Life at 03/02/2018 10:09am
Avian Advice for the Trigger Happy at 02/23/2018 10:25am
Rooster Wants to Go to Burning Man at 02/09/2018 11:11am
Rock Bottom for Bennington at 01/26/2018 10:38am
Avian Days Are Winding Roads at 01/19/2018 11:02am
Mr. Ed Was a Zebra at 01/12/2018 10:22am
Gumbo’s Desert Eagle at 01/05/2018 09:36am
Turtles with Clinical Depression at 12/29/2017 10:23am
Bird Person at 12/22/2017 10:22am
When a Chicken Won’t Change at 12/15/2017 10:31am
The Quibbits’ Corporate Days at 12/01/2017 10:08am
Rooster’s Thanksgiving Letter 2017 at 11/24/2017 10:41am
Sensitivity Training With Bennington Quibbits at 11/10/2017 09:44am
Someone Grabbed My Hackle on Halloween at 11/03/2017 10:14am
Peckish to a Fault at 10/27/2017 09:48am
Flowers and Stems at 10/20/2017 08:55am
Temporary Like Slippy at 10/13/2017 10:01am
Veronica’s Hospital Run at 10/06/2017 10:18am
Slippy on the Hook at 09/29/2017 08:38am
Ontario Assignment at 09/22/2017 11:10am
Slang of Avians at 09/15/2017 10:12am
Chicken’s Play at 09/08/2017 09:28am
Back to School Bird Special! at 09/01/2017 10:15am
I Saw Drones at 08/25/2017 10:37am
Rooster Goes on Background at 08/18/2017 08:04am
They Walk on Me at 08/11/2017 09:48am
An Animal in Defense of Her Own at 08/04/2017 10:49am
The Wolf Visits at 07/28/2017 10:40am
Mean Streets at 07/21/2017 09:36am
Hackle Sack at 07/14/2017 10:10am
Never Detonate Nor Shave at 07/03/2017 10:12am
Rooster’s "Warning" to Colin May at 06/28/2017 10:21am
Bennington Is Promoting Diplomacy Abroad at 06/23/2017 09:45am
My Cousin Bennington Is a Sociopath at 06/16/2017 10:43am
Labour Pains at 06/09/2017 10:55am
Cockfights and Climate Change at 06/02/2017 10:02am
Pictures of Uncle Slippy at 05/26/2017 09:54am
The Wind Carries All the Gentle Souls at 05/19/2017 08:35am
We Fed a Rooster Laudanum at 05/12/2017 09:25am
The Boy Who Cried Wolf Was Right! at 05/10/2017 10:06am
Rooster in the Roses at 05/05/2017 10:19am
Motorcycle Monica from Carolina at 04/24/2017 11:02am
Cuckoo Dreams at 04/21/2017 08:42am
Hollywood Mincemeat at 04/14/2017 09:01am
Notes From a Canadian Jail at 04/07/2017 09:32am
The Last Letter at 03/31/2017 08:18am
Reading Over Rooster’s Shoulder at 03/20/2017 09:39am
The Cork Factory at 03/06/2017 10:01am
Rooster Rigged the Oscars at 02/27/2017 09:06am
Chelsea Morning at 02/20/2017 09:10am
Remembrance of Animals Past at 02/15/2017 09:56am
Solar Flares in Evening Air at 02/08/2017 08:20am
Steampunk Rooster at 02/01/2017 10:25am
Quibbits on the Move at 01/20/2017 09:47am
Quibbits at Peace at 01/13/2017 10:58am
The Quibbitses Emerge Rested and Ready to Face 2017 at 01/06/2017 10:13am
Angel Gabriel Saves the Quibbitses at 12/30/2016 10:05am
Extrajudicial Xmas with the Quibbits’ at 12/23/2016 10:16am
Waiting for Bennington at 12/12/2016 09:54am
Spirit of the Birdhive at 11/23/2016 10:20am
Rooster and Romney Mix it Up at 11/18/2016 10:44am
Rooster and the Pain Range at 11/11/2016 09:53am
No Animal Collective Songs About Roosters? at 11/04/2016 10:34am
Keeping Up With the Quibbits’ at 10/28/2016 11:30am
Monica in the Rubber Room at 10/19/2016 10:14am
I Write. No One Else at 10/12/2016 10:10am
Dead Birds in the Apple Store at 10/03/2016 09:58am
Rooster’s Roman Research at 09/28/2016 10:29am
I’m a Writer, Honey at 09/23/2016 10:59am
Roosters Come in Red at 09/14/2016 10:37am
Rooster Spirals Into Psychotic Delusions and Denial at 09/05/2016 11:25am
I Think I’m Dying at 08/26/2016 10:58am
I’m an Angel Sent by God at 08/19/2016 10:23am
Why the Knapsacks? at 08/10/2016 10:49am
The Last Hour at 08/04/2016 10:15am
I Shit in Your Bed at 08/02/2016 11:43am
In Homage to Quarrel Quibbits the First at 07/28/2016 10:47am
Dishing With Debbie at 07/25/2016 09:50am
Massaging the Message at 07/20/2016 10:45am
Rooster and Bucky at 06/24/2016 10:32am
The Dead Can’t Talk at 06/20/2016 09:45am
Abolish All Zoos at 06/01/2016 10:17am
My Brunch With John Boehner at 04/29/2016 11:10am
Zoolander 2 Is a Bust at 02/15/2016 10:50am
Mingling With Bowie in Berlin at 01/14/2016 10:13am
A Very Rooster Quibbits Christmas at 12/24/2015 02:11pm
My Meeting with Ben Carson at 11/06/2015 02:35pm
Problem Actors at 10/01/2015 08:34am
Hell Is Real at 09/29/2015 10:10am
Sick Again at 09/07/2015 10:22am
Marijuana Makes My Day at 08/28/2015 10:41am
Miss Shirley’s Is Baltimore’s Most Overrated Restaurant at 08/21/2015 10:45am
Another One for the Birds at 08/12/2015 10:36am
The Lion Deserved to Die at 07/29/2015 10:05am
Armchair Apocalypse at 09/01/2014 10:04am
Elites and Chiefs at 07/29/2014 10:06am
Isaac and Friends Discuss the Alphabet at 07/24/2014 10:09am

Splice Original Archive

Sometimes Cathedrals Burn in April at 04/17/2019 06:29am
Everything's Looking Up Rooster at 09/14/2018 06:32am
In Memory of a Deer at 03/23/2018 06:29am
Offer Up at 02/16/2018 05:58am
Warning to Charlatans and Feline Frauds at 11/17/2017 08:45am
I Say Hi in Telekinesis at 09/02/2016 09:27am
When I Worked With Prince at 11/03/2015 05:48am
27 Ways to Be a Modern Rooster at 10/06/2015 10:14am
The Case Against Pets at 07/25/2015 10:29am
Fat Blue Serpent Swells, Under the Sea at 09/12/2014 07:13am

Multimedia Archive

When Doves Cry at 03/08/2024 06:29am

Dunes of the West Side Highway at 11/24/2023 06:29am

Lorena in the Village at 10/18/2023 06:27am

Veronica’s Paul, Veronica’s Pumpkins at 10/13/2023 06:29am

Hoboken Runaway in Soho at 10/06/2023 06:29am

Snowy Night at 1010 WINS at 09/26/2023 06:28am

Blizzard Radio with Veronica Morgan at 09/22/2023 06:29am

Star-Crossed in Times Square at 07/07/2023 06:29am

The Wedding Party at 06/30/2023 06:29am

Knitting Factory Detour at 06/23/2023 06:29am

Parental Guidance Suggested at 06/16/2023 06:29am

Panic in Union Square Park at 06/09/2023 06:29am

Cardboard Cutouts I’ve Known and Loved at 06/02/2023 06:29am

Paul and Meredith Go Deeper Into Movies at 05/26/2023 06:29am

Paul & Meredith & Elliott & Billy at 05/19/2023 06:29am

Rooster Sneaks Into Heat at 05/12/2023 06:29am

Paul and Meredith in Union Square at 05/05/2023 06:29am

Paul Cartwright Meets Meredith Wright at 04/24/2023 06:28am

Paul and the Pumpkins at 04/14/2023 06:29am

Meredith Sneaks Out with Orgy 2 at 04/07/2023 06:29am

Making Plans in Wannado City at 01/27/2023 06:29am

Roosters in Wannado City at 01/06/2023 06:29am

Manhattan Subway, January 1996 at 10/28/2022 06:29am

Comfy Socks at 10/21/2022 06:29am

I’ve Been Shadow You Know What’d at 10/14/2022 06:29am

Snow Angels with Strangers at 10/07/2022 06:29am

Why Do Birds Eat Bird Meat? at 08/24/2022 06:29am

Long Night of the Spur Claws at 08/19/2022 06:29am

Monica the Bigot at 08/10/2022 06:29am

My Life with a Mercenary at 07/29/2022 06:26am

What is This "Cum Town"? at 07/01/2022 06:29am

Buttered Toast As a Necessity for Life at 06/24/2022 06:30am

My Duel with My Cousin at 05/13/2022 06:29am

Turtles Don’t Deserve My Anger at 05/04/2022 06:29am

Twitter Should Be for Birds Only at 04/29/2022 06:29am

Bennington Has Something to Do at 04/01/2022 06:29am

Chocolate and Chapters at 03/11/2022 06:29am

Cashless Birds at 03/02/2022 06:29am

Rooster the Feeder at 02/17/2022 06:28am

Rooster’s Relative Rescue at 02/11/2022 06:29am

I Want to Go to Israel at 01/19/2022 06:29am

Our Dinner with Bennington at 01/07/2022 06:29am

I Realized I’m a Libertine on a Private Plane at 12/24/2021 06:29am

Bringing Bennington Home at 11/05/2021 06:29am

Spur-Clawing Out of My Own House at 10/22/2021 06:29am

How to Skin a Charlie Horse at 10/01/2021 06:29am

I Played Macho at 09/24/2021 06:29am

Missing a Man I Never Met at 09/17/2021 06:29am

My Wife Won’t Get Vaccinated and It’s Tearing Us Apart at 08/27/2021 06:29am

Buck Breaking with Nancy Olson at 08/11/2021 06:29am

The Quibbits Go Back to the Movies at 07/28/2021 06:29am

Four Tips for Surviving a Haunted House at 07/23/2021 06:29am

Roo and Benny’s Better Days at 07/07/2021 06:29am

For Donald Rumsfeld (A Friend) at 07/02/2021 06:29am

Our New Grocery Store Sucks at 06/25/2021 06:29am

Marianne Williamson Should Post My Picture on Twitter at 06/16/2021 06:29am

Don’t Call Me Rooster at 04/02/2021 06:29am

My Agent is Sleeping With My Wife at 03/12/2021 06:29am

Lord I Could Eat at the Murder Restaurant at 02/26/2021 06:29am

Snails Lack Ambition and Vigor at 02/03/2021 06:29am

Chickens is a Beautiful Thing at 01/29/2021 06:29am

Old Long Since at 01/01/2021 06:28am

An Impassioned Plea: Stop Eating Us at 11/27/2020 06:29am

Windsurfing Nation at 11/20/2020 06:29am

Little Trauma Wing at 11/04/2020 06:29am

Death is No Voyage in the Valley at 10/23/2020 06:29am

My Life as a Film Critic at 10/16/2020 06:29am

On the Wings of Alcoholic Angels at 09/25/2020 06:29am

White Women in Black Vans at 09/11/2020 06:29am

Righteous Turtle Murder at 08/14/2020 06:29am

Antagonism of the Aardvark at 07/24/2020 06:29am

Bruckhard’s Battle Against Bigotry at 07/10/2020 06:29am

Interregnum 2020 at 07/03/2020 06:29am

Surfing Trump's Colon at 06/12/2020 06:29am

Remember the Feathers at 05/25/2020 06:29am

Cocky Editing at 05/22/2020 06:29am

I Have No Words of Comfort at 03/20/2020 06:29am

Coronavirus Is Violence Against Birds at 03/13/2020 06:29am

America Needs a Benevolent Dictator at 02/14/2020 06:29am

Goom-BYE, Caucus Results! at 02/05/2020 06:29am

**Film Review: Isle of Dogs Has No Relationship to the Real World** at 04/02/2018 06:29am