The funniest part, of course, is what’s always the funniest part of Gawker, where a posse of white, overprivileged graduates of second-choice colleges heap derision on people for being white, overprivileged graduates of second-choice colleges. I mean, seriously, “Nilla”? Look, friend, the only thing whiter than commenting on Gawker is writing for Gawker. Writing for Gawker is elementally white. It’s as white as it gets. I don’t care if you look like Djimon Hounsou, if you’re in the employ of Nick Denton you’ve lost the ability to snicker at whiteness. I think if Stokley Carmichael was around to see you using the civil rights movement as ammunition to embark in yet another brazen game of “I’m better than you! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”, he’d slap you in your vapid, knowing face.
[snark goes here]
An anti-Gawker salvo with some bite. Finally.