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Feb 02, 2010, 07:25AM

Always coming up short

An interview with Red Klotz, head coach for the Washington Generals (or the New York Nationals, etc.), the team that 99.9% of the time loses to the Harlem Globetrotters.

Well, it should be no secret here that I love the Harlem Globetrotters. Well, more to the point, I love the Washington Generals,* the team that always loses to the Globetrotters, those players who game after game, year after year, decade after decade fall for the ball-on-the-string trick, search hopelessly for the ball under the shirt, and aimlessly chase the Globetrotters through their unstoppable weave offense.

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