OK, let's examine the facts. You mostly kiss girls, but that doesn't
mean you won't make out with boys. You don't cuddle with your female
friends, but you'll gladly spoon your male ones. And though you haven't
actually had sex with a guy, you haven't ruled it out either. Face it:
You're kinda gay.
I'm not talking about bisexuality-the male form of which, incidentally,
does exist-but rather, a more recent, intriguing phenomenon. First,
let's talk about what this isn't.
"Metrosexual" is such a silly, outdated term that I'm reluctant to even
mention it. But in a column about straight guys who act
not-so-straight, how can I not? The difference is that metrosexuality
was never about sexuality at all; It focused on a group of men with all
of the surface-level gay characteristics-well-dressed, enthusiastic
shopper, expertly groomed-and none of the bedroom ones. (I trust I
don't need to list those.)
Once, when I asked a friend of mine to attend a party with me, she replied, "Why, so I can watch a bunch of straight guys get drunk and make out with gay guys?" And that was before the photographic evidence of said mackage went up on Facebook the next day, so aha! Empirical evidence! The kindagays are widespread.