Be Glad It Didn't Happen to You!

But really the best thing about Cosmo or Glamour or even Seventeen magazine is the feature where supposedly real women submit supposedly real and heinously embarrassing stories about farting in the elevator or walking in on their parents having sex. After flipping through about a hundred pages of pictures of model skinny women, this is the only part of these magazines that actually make you feel good about yourself and not compelled to vomit up those last three slices of Elio’s frozen pizza...