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Aug 21, 2008, 01:11PM

What Should I Buy?

Hipster Runoff grapples with the greatest question our generation faces: how do I spend my money in a way that will increase my alternative authenticity? So many choices, so few dollars in today's economy.

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What should I buy? (I just made like a hundred dollars doing some freelance design).

I just want to accurately represent my personal brand based on solid consumer choices. I want to make sure people know that I am tech-savvy, but I can still appreciate 'the small, quirky stuff about life.' S0 tough to be a consumer in our modern world with s0 many choices, yall...

I need a new computer since I have over 1,000,000 GB of mp3s of underground electro/fidget-core/meaningful-core/Iranian-Power-Pop and traditional French House music.

Whenever u buy a computer, it's important to assess your basic computing needs. My basic needs for my computer are as follows:

  • wireless internet anywhere in the world
  • ability to use facebook/myspace
  • ability to upload pix to fb and myspace
  • ability to take pix of myself while I am on the computer & put zany effects on the pic
  • ability to watch youtubes
  • ability to spend late night hours having meaningful chat convos with close friends
  • has to look kinda kute

Should I buy this new Dell that appeals to mainstream free spirited alts that are 'afraid of having to learn how 2 use a Mac'?

Is it alt to buy a desktop computer and pretend it is portable, so when u go into a coffee shop, u can just plug it in and pretend that u r a normal bro?

I've always wanted to leave my home in suburbia and live a free-spirited intellectual lifestyle in France. Should I just buy a Dell Desktop computer and get this keyboard baguette wrist cushion instead?

I read in a wikipedia entry that in France, they don't use traditional 'money', they just exchange liberal ideas & musings on life+society. (sounds like a terrible place 2 me)

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