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Jul 18, 2008, 01:42PM

The Tootsie Pop Makeover

All of the legions out there who are dissatisfied with the size of their Tootsie Pop, relax. The classic hard lolli with the chocolately center has been updated for the new millenium and, like any good American product, bigger is automatically considered better no matter how arbitrary the reasons.

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New Tootsie Roll Pops are 25% bigger than old Tootsie Roll Pops.

After a recent writing session on a new play I stopped at the 7-11 near the coffee house where I was holed up to see what they had. I didn’t see much new, except for these gargantuan Tootsie Pops.

I picked up two, in my favorite flavors, Orange and Grape and thought I’d compare them to the classic sized ones.

The big ones are .85 ounces and regulars are .60 ounces.

But here’s the thing ... there’s nothing wrong with the size of the regular Tootsie Pop. In fact, it’s darn near perfect. It actually fits inside my mouth. Not that the .85 ounce one doesn’t, but the problem is that I can’t put it between my cheek and my teeth. Maybe with some careful, long-term stretching, but then I’ll probably be left with Tootsie-Jowl. The other complaint is that the jumbo pops are wrapped in some sort of plasticized paper instead of the classic waxed paper. While this may provide a better seal on the candy (I think they hot melt it to the stick or something) this makes it frustrating to open and the wrapper simply cannot be used to wrap back around the partially eaten pop ... it just pops open unless you use some tape on it. (I usually save the wrapper to wrap up my stick that may be, well, sticky, and put it in my bag until I can dispose of it properly if need be.)

Classic Tootsie Roll Pops Commercial

Discussion
  • I discovered the new Tootsie Pop about four months ago and it's awesome. Fits fine in the mouth and the new raspberry and blue raspberry flavors are great. Don't have much of a sweet tooth, but have been partial to anything Tootsie since I was a kid.

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