So last night I was
hanging out and drinking with a few buddies when I decided to bring the
gathering inside to relax in some air conditioning. The night was winding down
so I boot up the old Xbox to stream some South Park episodes through Netflix.
Before I found the Netflix tab I noticed a green ring glowing under my
television. It was my trusty Xbox camera that I thought would have a decent
future when I purchased it. After noticing it I decided to load Uno real fast
hoping that it would be more entertaining than sitting around watching
cartoons. It was.I bring up the list of rooms to join and click on
the first name I see. It was something like XxxKazenonexxX or whatever. The
first thing that comes to mind when you see a name with X's and shit is that
the dude is
some kind of nerdy hardcore gamer... Right? Entering the room I
expected to see a smaller guy with glasses, not this giant cock on my screen.
It was just chilling there. Flaccid and everything. The guy actually seemed
relaxed just chilling there with his dick hanging out. I think he was on the
phone with someone too. I look to the right of the screen and this other dude
is beating off. Before I could say anything I was booted from the room.