"I'm going to miss TRL," rapper Eminem said in a statement. "Where else will I be able to start feuds, defend my honor vigorously and act like an angry teenager on national TV? Oh wait ... The VMAs!"
Gasp!
Total Request Live, the crystallization of corporate music, is bidding farewell after 10 years on the air. It will be survived by Carson Daly, tens of thousands of "I Love Justin" posters and a couple of suits who will miss having their thumbs on the jugular of decent music.