America may run on Dunkin,' but maybe it should be running away from Rachael.
Last
week, the nation's threat level was elevated to orange and pink when
celebrity-chef Rachael Ray, better known for making a mean couscous
than fighting jihads, executed phase one of her plot to wage
psychological warfare on the American people.
Dunkin' Donuts
dumped an online ad for iced coffee when right wing bloggers lead by
Michelle Malkin accused Ray of wearing a traditional Arab headdress
called a keffiyeh to symbolically show support for Islamic extremism
and terrorism.
In the ad, Ray is ominously seen wearing a
black and white paisley scarf and holding an iced coffee in front of a
tree with pink flowers, while a building that may be a target for
terrorists looms in the background.
While many only saw an
innocent fringed scarf that looks like a traditional Muslim garment,
Malkin knew there was something more sinister at hand.
Dunkin' Disgrace
The recent kerfuffle over Rachael Ray's obvious terrorist leanings should be merely Step 1 in Homeland Security's investigation of possible terrorist allies within daytime TV.