Every Friday, our fearless cultural critics, armed with nothing but smartphones and hangovers, report live via email from an A.M. screening of what we believe will be the most horrible thing Hollywood has foisted on an unexpecting and undeserving American populace. It's like you're right there suffering with them. Except you're not.
Worst. Movie. Ever. (of the Week)
Legion, Daybreakers, When In Rome, and so on and so on.