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Jun 13, 2008, 10:41AM

Oh Yeah, Adam Sandler Made Another Movie

In Don't Mess With the Zohan Adam Sandler follows up on last year's timeless I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, where he faked a gay marriage, with yet another movie that's entirely dependent comedically on a contrived premise. Now he's a hairdressing Israeli special operative, but he's still not funny according to this review.

Zohan (Adam Sandler) is an Israeli counterterrorist who desperately wants to become a hairdresser. Unfortunately for Zohan, he is Israel's best weapon of defense against Palestinian terrorists and no one can understand why he would want to leave the army. Even Zohan's parents laugh when he tells them about his life-long dream of making all the hair in the world "silky smooth."

There is no acting in this movie. There is, however, a group of former SNL comics acting like a bunch of jackasses with several embarrassing cameos including John McEnroe and Mariah Carey. One would've thought Carey would have learned a lesson after "Glitter" and stayed far away from the silver screen, but her ignorance prevailed. Though she may have only appeared for a few minutes, Carey's astonishing lack of comedic acting talent or natural charm is enough to haunt your dreams.

Along with the annoyance of the high note-hitting diva, viewers will be permanently scarred by disturbing visuals of Sandler engaging in numerous sexual escapades with women in their fifties, sixties and seventies.

After watching "Zohan," viewers will never be able to eat hummus, or watch reruns of "The Facts of Life" without being reminded of this cinematic horror. Not only was the content of this "comedy" not at all funny, it was mind numbingly repetitive.

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