Man, when I came out to campus for the prospective students' weekend last spring, I knew it was going to be fucking off the hook. I mean, it's just a completely different level from high school. I have my own room with my best bud Kyle, and high-speed Internet and cable, a cafeteria open till 11 p.m. with, like, all the Honey Nut Cheerios I could ever eat and an omelet bar on weekends, and even a whole floor full of totally hot sophomore chicks just an elevator ride away.But the library, man, the library is the bomb.
"But the library man, the library is the bomb."
Inside the Dewey Decimal Revolution.